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JsonBoa29122yStep 1) Bill them $$$ for your time
Step 2) Find a very specific kind of teenager
Step 3) Pay the teenager $ to do this shit while you go do some real work (hey, $ is a lot of money for someone who worries not about rent or food or bills or kids)
Step 4) Say you will have to do this again yearly to "correct for decay in the archived emails" -
Why not be innovative and suggest adding some useless extra step? I'm sure they'd love it.
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I would've written a script to export the lot to an image, and then added some random scanning / image artifacts in the picture. Job done, sit back, relax.
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mucalena6112yThere's scan apps or some tool I saw which takes existing pdf and makes them look like it was photocopied. Leverage software. Not to mention saving the environment
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Where they scanned on the same system or was this meant as a Battlestar Galactica air gap?
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Voxera116412ySounds like some misunderstood legal practice.
Like, the got permission to archive things digitally by scanning it and interpreted that to account for emails also, and that means print out and scan.
To many people are scared of legal and do not want to question them so we end up with many stupid processes that when you do brung it up to a legal expert they many times facepalm :P -
PAKA8952yReminds me of how courts work in my country. You can send an email to people working there, they even get individual email addresses, but it all comes to one guy responsible just for this, who prints the emails and then delivers physical copies to right people.
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When it comes to healthcare and legal, I’ve just learned “don’t fuck with the system”.
If the client needs it printed, let’s automate the printing system. QR codes as cover sheets get fed to the scanner. Ask the intern to move the pages from printer to scanner, and press the go button, and they’ll spend their nights building a raspberry pi paper mover. Viola. It’s less time than fighting, and more money in all of our pockets. Let’s be honest, nobody knows “that law” but everybody believes it’s there. The folklore that drives these systems is pretty impenetrable in some places. -
cprn16512yThat company lacks DDD. I used to work for big corporations to model their domain and it always showed they can cut off the amount of work by half for like 10 departments if they make a simple piece of software.
In those places nobody knows what you do and its by your own design because as soon as somebody gets interested in your work you can be sure they want to replace you with someone or something cheaper. So you mud the water and make your job sound very very complicated. I dealt with that enough to know how drones think. -
Why wouldnt you just print to pdf if you're gonna Archive it ? BetchA the graphical and text elements are more cleanly organized
My most f*cked up client process I ever had to deal with:
Digitalizing E-Mails.
I seriously asked if they were joking on me… Wasn't the case.
The process was: Get E-Mail, print out, scan, archive (digitally).
Nobody could explain to me the necessity for this bullsh*t.
"Hmm... Kinda always worked this way, I guess"
The client was a big company. My coworker aged 5x faster during that project. I swear to god, I'm not joking.
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