Tips on how to get fucking hired as a java/angular dev on upwork?

One doesn't simply get hired

Follow this 5 step guide to get hired on the slave market:

1) list your ass on said job market
2) undercut the competition
3) create a whole bunch of fake reviews.
4) feel amazing about your $2/hr contract
5) bend over and take it like a champ!

@C0D4 funny you mention it because the junior salary really is $3.125 an hour to be exact here in my place

@b2plane ouch 😓.

$3/hr... that's not even a coffee where I am.