Did you know COBOL and COOL are just one letter apart?

So are BEAST and BREAST.

@Demolishun javascwipt

@electrineer But the beast and its breasts are normally in the same room, while there is absolutely no cool in the Cobol mines.

Cobol and alcohol are only 3 letters apart

Java is Lava

@cafecortado Not far from Laravel.

@cafecortado

Algún catalán diría que Java es cava 😂

@CoreFusionX

cava f (plural caves)

1. wine cellar

2. cigar box

It sounds so much more fun than Java.

@tw001

Cava is Spanish for bubbly wine.

@Demolishun

Bloodletting/bloodbath would be more accurate.

Still, it surprises me that sangría is sold outside Spain. I wonder if it is actual sangría though.

I mean, they hardly ever get it right even in Spain... 😂

@Demolishun

That sounds to me like tinto de verano, which is just red wine with soda.

Sangría has sugar, lemon/orange juice and fresh fruit (usually seasonal, peach, pear, apple...) thrown in too. It is also noticeably more alcoholic (~4 abv vs ~6.5 abv)

@Demolishun carbonate the wine with sodastream