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lucadev
2y

A quick rant during work.
I like my coworkers, I really do but they've been so annoying the past few days ever since one of them bought a small nerf gun. Now three others have one too and they're constantly shooting at each other. They bought one of these nerf guns that you have to pull at the bottom to load it and they're pretty loud when you want to work.
I swear to god I'll go home and work from there if that continues

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  • 8
    2y
    Get a gun and defend yourself!
  • 8
    2y
    Idk, maybe get one yourself and join them. That's the reason why you're at the office anyway.
  • 4
    2y
    @TheCommoner282 that does sound like fun! I guess I should stop being grumpy and stock up on my arsenal and win this!
  • 4
    2y
    Join the battle with something that gives electric shocks, like an electric flyswatter
  • 2
    2y
    @electrineer username checks out haha. That idea is pretty good tho
  • 0
    2y
    You could go the policy route and assure mutually assured destruction with nuclear power
  • 1
    2y
    @chonky-quiche that's how you assure dominance on the battlefield. I like how you're thinking. I want you as my general, together we will conquer company after company and ultimately rule the world
  • 3
    2y
    When I tried bringing a nerf gun to the office, everyone and their mothers at the management made sure to let me know they didn't like it one bit.
  • 2
    2y
    Get a glass of water. Dip a nerf bullet in water and throw back when they are not looking. Make sure to hit skin. Chaos ensues.
  • 0
    2y
    @lucadev “we will assure protection over the American dream and keep the upper class and our most prized business investors the most say in our new order, while the minuscule rebels and lowly status people get what they deserve”
  • 1
    2y
    We actually need a game plan, can’t we all think of something insane to do
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