My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Find another one with a common interface!

class != object. stupid girl friend :P

Jokes on her, you can just instantiate a new instance of her. My momma always said, there are more objects in the sea.

This. 😂 😂

...and now she got some class 😂

Epic

Relationship encapsulation.

Just be careful. You really don't want to be stuck in a loop.

She was a public class anyway...

"I meant it as you are a class of your own honey"

@mcraz 😆😆😆😆

You need a more functional relationship

That's what you get for instantiating her.

You need to C how to treat women better.

to quote one of my teachers on the topic of class member access in java-esque OOP

"Now you can access your classmates' public data, you know their classes' parts. But you can't touch their private parts (5sec pause) ...of their class. However if you're related, it's okay for you to play with eachothers parts... as long as they're protected. "

YOU'VE A GIRLFRIEND!??!!

@joelbandi "had" it's past tense

@hydraz self 😂

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that's awful but I'm on a 3am production deployment call.... So it got a chuckle outta me.

girlfriend IS-A goner, so inHERface.

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in-her-face, in-ter-face... get it?
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#badpuns #pungrammars #OOPsIdiditagain

@shittywebdev there no objects in the C

Wait, did you created a function named getAnnoyed() in that class?

She didn't have any class to begin with!

Rofl. That is god damn genius!

hehe that was a good one! I won;t try on mine though P:)

maybe do that in javascript next time...

she cant complain about being treated like a prototype :p

@Kalex Amazing!

@akashvartak
If he is working in C++, 'A Friend Class' can be responsible for that as well 😅😂 IYKWIM

@kalex 😂😂😂😂

was it a sql dump? Don't worry you can find your home in another database :D

You simply created a class of her own.......she must be an abstract class

That's the thing about classes, just make another instance.

Thanks MAN, you saved me...😂😂

It's important that she throws an error when definitions are undefined to her.

She inherited short temper from her parent.

Wow that's deep…

@undefined are you sure about that ?

@kalex heheh nice one

Guess she didn't function well with you, then huh?

And what excuse will she use to break up with the boyfriend she hooked up with 90 minutes after she broke up with you?

Probably, she did it because the class was not doing what the name was saying.

lolz xD

Garbage collector will take of objects not useful anymore.

Just instantiate a new one

well sh*t this got me, lol!

Are objects first class citizens for you? Maybe she rather wants to be Primitive xD

she c you

Epiccccccccc

If she's a class *and* an object at least she's a first class citizen :)

did you have any arguments?

class ~= object

How many instances of this joke exist?

oh lawd

After calling her she returned only to give me some closure.

hahahaha

Women always say to me I'm treating them like objects and I say:
"But that's how I was taught"

@shittywebdev new instance of her wtf jajaj

Give it time, GC will help you to forget

imagine having a girlfriend

@ayushk ....hahahahah

Hahahahaha.

Find another one

Did he dump your variables or core dump ?

If you wrote a class I'd dump you ;)

Unless it was c++...

Savage

funny

*clapping*

What did she got after doing this? Senseless lol

@undefined
This. 😂 😂

I feel like everyone missed the opportunity to make a well-justified debug joke about him being dumped.

🤣🤣

You are our role model

sounds like a toxic, i think it's good for your next relationship

Refator the class name, she doesn't deserve you !

Buddy, choose more reliable girlfriends.

She didn't have any class to begin with!

Agree

Hmmm, the object understood that he is an object. You should find the new object, bro

Her loss

Should've made her protected. duh.

nice joke bro. class != object.stupid girl friend

That was a really good one

awesome ahahahahah

4/10 dev joke

Just cout your gf

You should follow her advice. Other she will leave you. LOL!

Epic

nice one

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You can find a new girlfriend here. Hahaha😜
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Ahahahah

I'm hunting each and every one of you down for these stupid puns.

but did you instantiate the class tho?

You had to translate it into variables

Why did you use Kotlin ?

Tell her it's a Model!

well you did

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