want one?

I hope that tattoo is a sticker

That guy thought that the tip from the tattoo machine might burst the artery there
But as you can see the program was "compiled" successfully, ruining his other plans

You want to improve only once?

There are two variables, *noSuccess* and *Success*. Doubled code with inconsistent naming without that it's clear where it comes from. And why has a function *tryAgain* be called while it's in a loop?
And when *noSuccess* is true once, the loop is ended and you can't improve ever again.

Shitty code.

PHP version in my case. DON'T HATE ME OKAY

Umm... The indentation at improve(); is wrong 🙄 but i like the font n colors 😍

If id get a code related tattoo it would be either the classic forkbomb (for something small), or the regex from hell (for a full body tattoo).

Save some space on your arm:

while(1) {
success? improve() : tryAgain();
}

@Electrux technically it's not wrong if they are using tabs. The width of 1 tab = space between the left side of the wrist and tryAgain();. If you measure that and double it, you get the space between the left side of the arm, and improve(); (the tab sizes are just massive, which is why it looks really weird)

That camel casing game is fantastic

Improve() sets no success?
Fail.