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Waking up: checking devrant to find the answers
At work: checking devrant to find answers
Social situations: checking devrant to find answers

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  • 4
    But what are the questions?
  • 2
    @cafecortado
    - why am I not worth anything to anyone
    - why I should not kill myself
    - why do I suffer so much every day
    - why is my wiener so unmanageably huge
    - why do people eat liver


    U know, the typical ones
  • 3
    @chonky-quiche You won't find answers to the bottom 2 questions here.
  • 7
    @chonky-quiche is it not like Which hairstyles are suitable for fine hair? Is classy manicure style nice for summer?
  • 2
    @chonky-quiche @Sid2006 because it tastes good (I mean the liver... I do not have info about the wiener thing)
  • 2
    @joewilliams007 a similar question already asked about hair styles XD... https://devrant.com/rants/5504934/...
  • 2
    @chonky-quiche
    And here your answers
    You can thank me later.

    1. You can start to value yourself anytime, from this time on, there is at least one. Depressions hate this trick!
    2. You give the answer by still being: Appareantly existance is still the better alternative otherwise you'd be fine allready.
    3. Because suffering makes you feel alive.
    4. That you can make some Ladys unhappy until you find the special one who can handle it and make her happy.
    5. Because most ppl are bloody perverts.
  • 2
    @joewilliams007 Please let this become an insider joke here.
  • 1
    @chonky-quiche

    Liver with fermented garlic is quite nice.

    @horus

    Not perverted perverts.

    Nose to tail...

    Not for everyone, but many animals have been intentionally misbred to carry meat at the "right" places (e.g. chicken breasts).

    https://nationalchickencouncil.org/...

    3 times more weight, 3 times less food for chicken in roughly 100 years.

    Most chickens cannot stand on their two feet anymore.

    Just cause we love to have chicken breasts. Not the rest.

    So... While I can understand that certain things are definitely uncommon and not liked, don't say perverts.

    It's perverted to bred an animal like that and it's even more perverted to throw half of it away cause "we don't like it".
  • 1
    Check. Check. Check. I add you to my 'most admired Earthlings' list. After Anna Wintour and The Princess Royal.
  • 1
    @IntrusionCM broiler chickens yes. I agree fully. It’s so important from what sources we buy from and how we prevent food waste. I will just give the liver to someone else tho 😭 - unless it’s old time deli chopped liver bc I can get with that.
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