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Grind a horn of a unicorn to a fine powder and sprinkle it onto the website evenly. -
what do they mean get to number one? Did they even give a list of keywords? Location? Platform?
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@msdsk "you're a 'dev', can't you just use this new thing called chatGPT to generate the perfect content?"
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msdsk31012yAh, of course, i forgot about this gamechanger (and, apparently, the gamechanger of devrant image compression so here it is: https://i.imgur.com/V7Pzw0T.png )
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@msdsk this looks exactly like the content on the website of the new shell company of the 🤡s i used to work with
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Yup. That’s my go-to question: “How many millions are you prepared to spend to dominate #1 indefinitely? I can maybe get you there temporarily for a few hundred thousand. But you’re gonna need to spend serious dough to stay there.”
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i'm tempted to ask, "great, no problem, do you have thousands to spend?"
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