Yo, his palms are sweaty
knees weak, conscience heavy
There's commits on master already:
Your mom's spaghetti code

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    when Eminem does coding lol
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    He's nervous,
    But on the surface calm and ready to code now.
    He keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
    Senior devs go so loud,
    he opens the docs but solution won't cm out
    He is sweating out
    Times up over blah!
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    Snap back to the dev branch, but
    Oh, there goes conflicts and
    Oh, there goes idiots that did
    A force push of a commit
    He's so mad but he won't
    Give up that easily no
    He won't rebase he knows
    The best thing is to go
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    🎢he wrote it, they want it... now he better commit that co'ode
    You only get one shot you better never let if go'o... 🎢

    🎢he saves the POST order, it only gorws harder, he goes home and barely knows his own server🎢
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    @kurtr "barely knows his own server"
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Made my day bro, made my day
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    Best rant so far...made laugh so hard... bless you sir.
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    I love how this evolved ^^
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    @gitpush I actually wasn't going to comment and then those lyrics just popped up while singing In my head πŸ˜‚ it was too good to share since it's exactly how I feel!
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    @kurtr We devs should write lyrics sometimes as it is clear we are so good at it
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    @gitpush I was thinking the same thing! There's only one or 2 good coding based songs on YouTube. We can totally use a programming themed weird al! Maybe a collar for a open source karioki where the lyrics and recordings are community driven
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    @kurtr I was thinking about In The End for Linkin Park
    It sarts with
    One push, I don't know why
    It doesn't even matter how hard I try
    Keep conflicts in mind, I designed this code
    To merge in due time

    Ya I don't know if I'm good at it
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    @gitpush that's great! Can't help but sing it πŸ˜‚ I'll expand on it....

    🎢when I code, comments are an optional thing. I like seeing devs swear at the stress that this brings. 🎢
    🎢 fuck with their minds Greek semi colon signs are all I know 🎢

    I think we might be onto something!
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    @kurtr *graps popcorn to see who is going to carry on* lol
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    @gitpush I feel that we may have finally created something that will live on while after we permanently gone offline πŸ˜‚
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    @kurtr gonna try ranting with lyrics lets see how this goes, lets hope something bad happens tomorrow so I can try ranting about it lol
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    @gitpush I'm subscribing to your rants. I have to comment on that! After all...

    🎢 I walk a lonely road, the only joy that I know is my code... 🎢
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    @kurtr Don't know what to do but its the only code I have

    Unless you were not referring to Green Day lol
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    @gitpush it was greenday. We (devs) are surprisingly good at this
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    @kurtr IMpress us with your future rants, subscribed and waiting ;)
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