Yo, his palms are sweaty
knees weak, conscience heavy
There's commits on master already:
Your mom's spaghetti code

when Eminem does coding lol

He's nervous,
But on the surface calm and ready to code now.
He keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
Senior devs go so loud,
he opens the docs but solution won't cm out
He is sweating out
Times up over blah!

Snap back to the dev branch, but
Oh, there goes conflicts and
Oh, there goes idiots that did
A force push of a commit
He's so mad but he won't
Give up that easily no
He won't rebase he knows
The best thing is to go

🎶he wrote it, they want it... now he better commit that co'ode
You only get one shot you better never let if go'o... 🎶

🎶he saves the POST order, it only gorws harder, he goes home and barely knows his own server🎶

@kurtr "barely knows his own server"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Made my day bro, made my day

Best rant so far...made laugh so hard... bless you sir.

I love how this evolved ^^

@gitpush I actually wasn't going to comment and then those lyrics just popped up while singing In my head 😂 it was too good to share since it's exactly how I feel!

@kurtr We devs should write lyrics sometimes as it is clear we are so good at it

@gitpush I was thinking the same thing! There's only one or 2 good coding based songs on YouTube. We can totally use a programming themed weird al! Maybe a collar for a open source karioki where the lyrics and recordings are community driven

@kurtr I was thinking about In The End for Linkin Park
It sarts with
One push, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
Keep conflicts in mind, I designed this code
To merge in due time
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Ya I don't know if I'm good at it

@gitpush that's great! Can't help but sing it 😂 I'll expand on it....

🎶when I code, comments are an optional thing. I like seeing devs swear at the stress that this brings. 🎶
🎶 fuck with their minds Greek semi colon signs are all I know 🎶

I think we might be onto something!

@kurtr *graps popcorn to see who is going to carry on* lol

@gitpush I feel that we may have finally created something that will live on while after we permanently gone offline 😂

@kurtr gonna try ranting with lyrics lets see how this goes, lets hope something bad happens tomorrow so I can try ranting about it lol

@gitpush I'm subscribing to your rants. I have to comment on that! After all...

🎶 I walk a lonely road, the only joy that I know is my code... 🎶

@kurtr Don't know what to do but its the only code I have

Unless you were not referring to Green Day lol

@gitpush it was greenday. We (devs) are surprisingly good at this

@kurtr IMpress us with your future rants, subscribed and waiting ;)