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						AboutI am God of code!
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						SkillsPHP, NodeJS, JavaScript, C#
Joined devRant on 7/4/2016
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				    15 years back when I was in my highschool I was taught HTML. I created a 3x3 table of images with border without using any CSS while other kids were looking around confused what to do. Opened the same in IE and felt I was a professional web developer. Simpler times!1
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				    Why are all the feminists silent who support equality between genders regarding the Jeff Bezos case? They should suggest her to be independent and not take her husbands assets right? 🤔🤔20
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				    Went to an interview for the position ‘PHP Web Developer’. Interviewer scans through my CV for 2mins and then starts the interview.
 Interviewer: Do you know Java?
 Me: I know Java but I don’t have any professional experience
 Interviewer: Do you know Hadoop?
 Me: No. I’ve never worked on it
 Interviewer: Our company works on Hadoop hence you should be able to work on that after joining.
 Me: I thought this is a PHP web dev position.
 Interviewer: Of course. But you will have work on various other things too!
 Me: I don’t think I want to become jack of all trades. Thanks for the opportunity!
 I got up and left the interview...7
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				    Joker: If you are good at something don’t do it for free
 Me: (thinking) How much shall I charge to introduce bugs into someone’s code? 🤣3
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				    These days programming has boiled down to how optimally can you find solution to your problem using search tools!2
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				    When a junior developer forks new feature branch from his old feature branch and not from develop branch causing merge conflicts later!1
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				    Manual EC2 instances + Elastic load balancer or Elastic beanstalk for a PHP 7 application? I might have some cron jobs to be run too...
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				    @dfox Quick feature request. Checking for duplicate comment or rant and hiding them. On erratic connections impatient coders like me press submit button multiple times making duplicate posts!10
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				    Need recommendation on which server side language/framework to use along with my new react native app.
 
 Thanks3
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				    If A.I steals all dev jobs then I will become physicist and build time machine like in terminator movie ;-)
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				    Anyone else having trouble with apt-get install in EC2 instance of region US-East-1? Seems it's too slow currently!
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				    What to do with a web development intern who doesn't understand the concept of git even after 3 weeks of joining?
 PS: Can't fire her19
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				    Found out that the company I'm currently working, gave me only 6 mandatory holidays for this calendar year. When I asked my boss why is it too low, he got so furious as if I asked him to donate his kidney!10
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				    !rant
 Any links to start learning game server programming using C++? I know network programming using C# currently and built a game server emulator also. I want to start C++ network programming for windows now...8
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				    I was given a work to refactor one of my colleagues code and found that there was a variable named 'anal'. I was quite surprised seeing it as the colleague was a soft spoken and well behaved guy in office. After scratching my head for 15mins I came to know that he was storing analytics data in that variable. Hence the name! :-D8
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				    Having fun looking at android developer struggling to replicate 'str_split()' function from PHP in Java :-D3
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				    Client: We need video chatting facility in our website
 Me: Ok. But it will take more time and effort. It will cost you more too!
 Client: Don't build from scratch. We use Skype in our company. Just embed in our website too!
 Me: **facepalm**5

 
		
		
	
