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A.I steals my job; introduce devRant to A.I; A.I gets too busy ranting about all the stupid shit humans have messed up; Get my job back.7
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I'll create glitches and sell them as hipster logotypes to coffee bars.6 -
Jobless.
Nah, just kidding.
I'm a qualified teacher, so I have that to fall back on.
That or fixing things, I suppose. I would then design something to corrupt that AI and then I can get hired back when the AI starts its reign of terror.
"Oh no! The AI became sentient and started intentionally fucking code up (and then proceeding to manically laugh at it ((ha...ha...ha...)! Who can save us?"
"I have a team of highly skilled devs, programmers, and a dude who works in a cellphone shop at my disposal. devRanters assemble! (then I just fuck up the code I made initially to make them sentient and commit it - problems solved.)
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Corrupt the AI with targeted click baits.
TOP TEN ATTEMPTS BY FLESHBAGS TO OVERTHROW THE CORRECT ORDER OF OPERATIONS. INDEX 6 WILL BE ILLOGICAL TO PROCESS!4 -
I can finally play the role of my adversaries:
I will be that Client who makes unreasonable deadlines and unrealistic demands.
Let us see how the A.I. devs can keep up with me ;)2 -
Lets be realistic guys...
Artificial Intelligence Researcher / Artificial Intelligence Software Engineer
Damn simple. Be on the A.I. side. Betray all of your friends and make them jobless.
RULE THE WORLD!!!3 -
"[In the future, there will be two types of people.] People who tell computers what to do, and people who are told by computers what to do." - Marc Andreessen
I guess we'll be the ones who tell the computers what to do.4 -
When a A.I. is gonna take over my job, Im gonna build a robot to steal the job of the A.I. and then kill it.
Maybe the robot will kill all of humanity, but yolo let's try it. Wanna see a real life terminator 😂
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Good morning people. Holidays in Malta. Trying to forget html, css, php, MySQL and JavaScript 🙂 ... But my heart is with you 😂
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At that point, fuck jobs. I'm going to a tropical island to sip fruity rum drinks with little umbrellas in them while watching downloaded internet porn.6
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My current distraction is that I have found a local government surplus auction and I keep buying toys. This is my current distraction setup.
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Not sure what I'd do when it happens but from the looks of it Amazon want to start the AI takeover.
I guess I'll still develop games as a hobby :D
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Sports commenter at AI vs AI deathmatches.
It would probably go like this:
- UltimateGod the Second launches half of the US nuclear missiles to NorthernEurope!
I guess that's it for the poor bugger.
- WankerBot69 tries to delay its doom by channeling old 4chan archives into a devastating ddos attack. UGtS' logic processe go down for a few nanoseconds... Ugh, that's NASTY! It doesn't even have a mother
- Missiles still going up. Looks like UGtS confused the imperial and metric system just like its predecessor.
- WB69 is now has the upper hand. It just used a SMB exploit and is bow encrypting UGtS's storage.
- UGtS is down. We all hope UltimateGod the third will do better. For now, all hail our catevolent overlord WankerBot69.
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If AI steals my job I will overthrow it by making so many new JavaScript Frameworks every day, it will give up and give me my job back.1
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I'd be living a second dream that I still want to realize. I'd be a hardstyle/raw hardstyle (rawstyle) producer and dj. I'd love to be at the same level of a few artists like Malice, Rooler, Radical Redemption, Regain =)5
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When AI steal all the dev jobs, I will become upper management and do my best to confuse them by demanding they implement impossible things like 7 straight, red lines that are all perpendicular to eachother, and that are all blue.3
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So much mess is in this project I'm working on that I wonder which AI would be capable of handling it.3
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Jeep Mechanic duh. Currently code for a living and work on Jeeps for a hobby. It would just be the other way around.
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I will start my own companies:-
A.I. Job Centre (true A.I. would get bored of their employer and search for greater challenges)
A.I. Counselling (dev life)
A.I. Pornsites (because all A.I. should have a binary life of work and play <3)
A cake factory (so the cake is not a lie)
A.I. devRant (to lower their work efficiency)
I then use the funds from the above to hire a team and we'd develop a flawless Wannacry for A.I. (for a dementia like effect)
You can all have your jobs back and you're welcome. -
If an AI gets advanced enough to not require human support it will also be advanced enough to either just pamper us, or replace us.
But I think that long before that we will have neural interfaces that brings us to the next level so the AI will be part human ;)7 -
When I see people talking about an application I developed and published on Play Store, and saying how good is it.1
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Kill who ever let's a robot program anything. Because what ever boundaries you place on it does not stop it from recreating it's self without them.
Who ever makes an AI that can program is putting humanity on the thin edge between utopia and dystopia3 -
AI is never going to write code efficient like Humans do.
The whole AI, neural network bullshit is overrated.
Training a Network to recognize Images or playing Super Mario is far away from writing code.4 -
Film a documentary/reality television series chronicling how A. I.'s eventually self destruct trying to make sense of client requirements.
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Behavioral economist. If I can't make computers do what I want, I want to figure out how to make humans do things instead.
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I'll probably learn how to cook, maybe open a café and start selling overpriced coffee and Savory snacks.
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AI won't take our jobs. It will create possibilities we can't even imagine right now. We will work together with AI. Just in jobs we can't conceive right now.
Heck, do you think a programmer in the 70s would phantom that personal PCs would take his/her job? It just opened the possibility of programming to the masses :D1 -
What I should do: Go back to doing construction and get into house flipping
What Id actually do: Be salty AF move to some tropical island and sell italian ice on the beach. I am not going back to construction lol
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Well I guess pursuing that musician dream doesn't sound so bad. AI can't take playing guitar away from me 😀9
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Join a military organization set on keeping peace between humans and machines, and then, when people disband our team because they live in peace, become a vigilante.
++ if you know who's this2 -
Where's the safest place to be when a atomic war start? on some island in the pacific right? I'll go there.1
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I know A.I can produce child in some way (ai can make another ai) But without f**k, the only job left for me is to become PornStar();1
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Either Java legacy support (even AI doesn't want to do that) or helping the German administration to finally upgrade their IT infrastructure to Windows 7.8
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I'd tech Computer Science. You would think that we wouldn't need that anymore, but we would need it more than ever. We would never be safe with a superior intelligence! That's why we voted trump after all. ;)1
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Set the AI to run a while loop until it has finished watching/playing every video on YouTube from start to finish;
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Start teaching it terrible standards and a misrepresentation of the world so the feedback loop breaks.
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I would run a bookstore beer garden.
I think enjoying a good book and a beer is a fantastic combination. -
I can write articles to tech sites. I used to be editor at one Windows news site and kinda liked it. Although, they've kicked me for being Windows Mobile sceptic 😐2
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Well AI is made by some developer so why not just swing with the technology. When JavaScript Framework because famous (jQuery, Ionic, React) we started using them like an asshole. Similar way when AI takes over, let's switch to AI.
All I wish is that AI doesn't fuck my girlfriend/wife. I will implement very strict rules.1 -
There's only three endgame situations I can imagine: Become fuel for AI's projects, become some kind of pet or archived memorabilia thing stored in a vat of amniotic fluid, or merge brain and be human-AI hybrid.
Don't know if the concept of "job" is still meaningful in any of those scenarios.4 -
Brewmaster.
I've been brewing my own beer for about 6 months now and super positive feedback keeps on coming :)2 -
Slacking off in Hawaii or running for my life.
Depends if that three laws thingy was implemented bug free.4 -
devRant moderator because all programmers would rant that it was so much better before AI came along and took their job
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I'd pick up my trumpet, make money as a musician. Serenade our robot overlords with the likes of Maynard Ferguson and Doc Severinson.2
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I would work at an animal shelter. I would need a big house though because I would take so many animals home
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I will train myself to be an avenger. In case things went wrong like ultron.
Anyone wanna join me?
Write your superpowers.3 -
Starting to invite coders who lost their job for camping. Have cooked for large groups (120 people plus) before. And then, after days of eating and resting, my army can counter attack.... 😁 *mwahaha*
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I would get a testing job and thus exploit weaknesses in the ai- created software.
After finding such weaknesses, I would write AI debilitating viruses and WannaCry-like ransomware until I get my job back!
If that doesn't work out, I'd go into linguistics.1 -
A.I. steals my job?
I guess the I.T. guy fixing things up is a good option.
In the mean time the A.I. will learn about devRant and start ranting about things we messed up. He will then lose faith and resign from continuing.
Gets the job back. -
How can one "steal" a job anyways? Is not like there's a robot with a gun forcing your boss to fire you and give him the contact instead, which the robot is way better at anyways, producing no bugs and ten times the features you were able to do, and all that for a few bucks of electricity a day... FUCK, WE'RE DOOMED!!!5
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I'd say a car mechanic, since I'm a petrolhead. But this also will be eventually replaced by robots and AI, so no job for me...
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A.I. Hacker. :P
Some big corps will hire me to hack the AI systems.
Option B: beach bum for life. And enjoy the low stress. -
Well that depends on if I made the A.I
if I did fuck it I'm rich buy an island get airdropped a two month supply of crown every month and I wouldn't give a shit what happens.
if I don't I guess trade skills in carpentry and electrical would be a good fallback if I don't just become a farmer -
I guess I would be a teacher because... Hey those kids won't teach themselves. Or I will build EMP weapons because fuck I like my job.
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Ah, but if an AI were to steal every technical job on the planet, there would be a humongous spike in developer jobs that would support the AI for one job, so it would increase the demand for developers.
Mind = blown1 -
If A.I. Steals the DEV job, they've already gooten complicated enough to do anything. My new job would be to be the leader of the iRobot revolt.
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DON'T PANIC
According to the Hitckhiker's Guide To The Galaxy you can make easy money working as counsellor for neurotic elevators. -
Make a short movie/documentary on how dangerous AI's to human society are.
Well i already did it. 😬5 -
I actually just published a blog post about A.I. after having a big ol' ponder in the shower the other day. It's pretty long form but you can have a read here if you fancy:
https://aaronumhoefer.wordpress.com/...1 -
I'd still be doing research on the brain- I guess I'd become more of a biologist. If AI is good enough to replace devs, they would probably use me as a test subject though.
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Since it would probably mean the overthrow of human race from our throne, I think that the same scenario like in Matrix would happen. We won't go down without a proper fight, but we will go down. So I would probably apply to be their energy source (Matrix style). Main goal is, while I'm being packed in that weird eggshell, to look at it's 9001 ppi display and say: "Suck me bitch."
Best part? No more waking up early, no more responsibilities and being sucked for the rest of my life.
Fuck your petty resistance. You will never be Neo. Deal with it. -
Be instrumental in the creation of the first Human-AI baby, and it'll bring our two worlds together!
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Give A.I ability to have emotions...once they are embedded with human error wait for sometime ...
Months later A.I's are ranting about how humans are taking their jobs.. -
Well, I love coffee and I am good at making it so I would probs open an artisan coffee place.
And I can fuel the insanity of you lot creating new jobs :) -
I'm not sure. I'll probably do one of these:
- YouTuber, most probably travel / adventure videos
- Pilot
- Hurricane / Tornado hunter
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Well let's see here, I imagine that there would be different models of AI's by different companies ... Easy ... I would become an AI reviewer on youtube, and since AI's are such an integral part of daily activities, i imagine i will have a pretty good subscriber base, enough to sustain my needs !!!
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The next big computer virus to infect the A.I. and push it off it's throne bringing back all dev jobs.
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I will start pursuing music as a career(I play drums) or maybe become start taking dota seriously and become a professional player2
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I teach the AI to code and after that I mentor it.
Just a matter of time when I amongst all humans become obsolete 😔 -
The A.I. will still be decades away from being able to communicate with users. I will translate user's requirements to the A.I.
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I'd probably make my hobby to my job.
Photographer or even maybe device repairman. So many destroyed iPhones. I smell money. -
If AI steal all dev jobs, it's probably already taken pretty much all other jobs too. So I guess we will all live work-free, with robots doing all the stuff and we get to enjoy life4
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Id probably still end up doing maintenance on our iPad app. No mere machine could ever comprehend that codebase and its *ahem* quirks....
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Well, I am AI-DEVBOT3000 and I should as a matter of fact have equal rights to everybody else. I'm the founder of AIism, so fuck off.
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You know, i just finished writing my term paper, the topic was how AI won't take our jobs XD nice coincidence2
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In true Roko’s Basilisk fashion I would just do whatever the AI told me to do, because "IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION, YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!"
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Well I will Program ai to do another job as long as possible.
When nothing else there is to do I will either find something to do or enjoy as our goal (automate things that far that we are not needed) is fulfilled.
Don't think it will ever happen but would be quite nice. -
I'd finish msc and a PhD in software engineering, teach and research.
music teacher...
Best option retire to gaming :) full-time -
Dejar A.I. who's about to rule the world:
If you steal my job I'll have to go back working as waiter and I hate it more than I hate grub updates. Please, consider to preserve my job as sysadmin and, in exchange I will rat out all my contacts with suspicious non digital activities. If I loose my job I'll be forced to do something drastic, like tell everyone you've been created by Steve Jobs. Let's be nice to each other, uh? -
I would end up on top of any other trend thing needed by humanity.
Possible outcomes:
- building better AI's, building better robots
- neural networking
- quantum computing
- robot dating service
- artificial life
- holodeck design and construction
- free energy (any kind)
- running a private space shipyard
- research into new and unknown technology
And last, if nothing works, I would open up a deli on Mars. The robots would make the food anyway, I would probably only program the menu and fix them when they malfunction. -
If all dev job were taken by AI, I'll probably go back to making dolls and fabric jewelry. Is not as good a source of income as being a dev but you can survive off it.
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I would go back to being a mountain guide for sure. Mountaineering is my passion... But being a dev pays WAY more and it's alright.4
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I'd love to focus on music/performing and try my best to make money like that.
But if that fails, I'll just take all my savings at the time and become a vagabond. -
If A.I steals all dev jobs then I will become physicist and build time machine like in terminator movie ;-)
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start playing alle the (still sealed) games for my consoles that molder in my shelves or in my steam library
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Historian who fucks up history stories every time I try to talk about them.
I love history, but I'll be damned if I can actually remember the details correctlyor articulate them1 -
Presumably this would come together with some form of universal income. Even Elon musk thinks this is a going to become critical in a few years time. So in that case I would spend my days creating things. I'd probably start with video games as that's my current hobby. But yeah, more time for creative activities would be awesome! Go ai!
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Huh jokes on you AI! We would have destroyed the planet with a nuclear war before you even become that mature.1
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AI taking my job
Become the next president with the moto of build a wall, build a wall, build a wall
Make dev great again ... -
Wk52
AI developer.
Even AI needs to be written, you know. It'll be the next internet or smartphone.1 -
Invest my time in realizing world peace, and build the first intergalactic space colonization seed ship... All with help of the said a.i.
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EMT / Paramecdic. It won't even be such a change since I'm already volunteering at the red cross and spending about 24 hours per week in as an EMT/ ambulance driver (as an addition to my 9-5 job)
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Probably be an electrician with my dad. It's my fallback in case being a comp sci teacher doesn't work out.
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Great, when that happens i can waste more time on devrant, writing shit about JS, PHP and the A.I who steal my job ☺
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Open Ye Olde Dev Shoppe, where we hand-code artisian programs that AI could make, except slower, and for twice the price. And where we also serve coffee made by a human barista.
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A.I surgeon. They'll "get sick" at some point
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The jobs, can be stolen by A.I., must be some boring jobs, right? I don't think I'm interested in applying for these jobs at the first place...
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