How is it really pronounced guys is it a dow beee? Or a dobe?

P.S I use the latter

I've decided that whenever a non technical person be it a client or a non technical PM tells me it's easy or tells me it'll take only x hours, I'm going to tell them to either do it themselves, or let me do my estimate calculation. You don't fucking understand one line of what I do yet you can magically calculate the amount of time I'll take on the task? No fucking thank you sir.

I literally can not go back to a single display setup. I have a dual display both at home and at office.

Eid Mubarak to all the Muslim Devs out there!

Pycharm! It's so good!

Look what just showed up in my mail today!! Only problem is my laptop's surface makes it very hard for anything to stick on and I'm scared to try :(
Anyways thank you @dfox and co!

Beautifully summed up

I have no idea what I'm doing

Not cool Perl, not cool

It ain't gonna code itself!

The more people watching, the fancier the code gets

"Without ops, it's just code"

Saw a devOps engineer at work wearing a shirt with this quote

University projects. I used to always delay them till the last day/days(somehow I knew when to finally start working to be just in time to complete it). There i would be not sleeping for 2/3 days and submitting like 5/10 minutes before deadline time.

P.s. I've only been working for about a year so not much to quote from there

I will start pursuing music as a career(I play drums) or maybe become start taking dota seriously and become a professional player

Well at times, almost anything. Sometimes the wall becomes so interesting to look at that you actually waste 10 good minutes.

Why don't managers/team-leads take into account the time that you get stuck on something that's stupid to ask but it eats up your hours :(

I cry every tiem ;_;

If I could represent my life using 32-bit signed integers, you would be -2,147,483,648 because you are the Most Significant Bit of my life ❤

Why was the signed integer sad?...

Because He never got any-one's compliment

And I go like I can swear I've never seen this before

How do functions breakup...