Map, Filter and reduce explained!

Q: Why did the functions stop calling each other?

A: Because they had constant arguments.

Splitting 5 lines of code to 3 functions

How do functions breakup...

Some guy: "PLEASE CALL AN AMBULANCE!"
Me: Ambulance();

Still don't know what I did wrong 🤷

This is how recursive functions works

All the stupid date functions where the days range from 1 to 31 but the months range from 0 to 11

I am serious. In 1 month, I wrote 32451 lines of code.

- 960 functions
- 189 unit tests

Why do functions break up?

Girls are like functions. Always up for an argument

Not OC

how do functions break up ?

well, they stop calling each other😝😝😝😝

My internship at startup:
Dream: Lots of coding
Reality: Maintaining Excel sheets for API functions.😑

Add functions inside of jquery.min.js file just because im too lazy to add script source to html file

PHP's lack of consistence in naming conventions with built-in functions. For example, str_split() and strlen().

"How to name your variables and functions so they can be understood by other humans" should be a mandatory lesson right after someone writes their first ever computer program.

It's not that I hate PHP, I just hate the lack of consistency in standard function naming and parameter order, nonsensical attribute access, nearly-meaningless comparison operators, reference handling, case (in)sensitivities, and more!

I mean, look at these functions:
strtoupper(...)
bin2hex(...)
strtolower(...)

And look at THESE FUNCTIONS:
array_search($needle, $haystack)
strpos($haystack, $needle)

array_filter($array, $callable)
array_map($callback, $array)
array_walk($array, $callable)

And let me jUST USE SOME ATTRIBUTES:
$object->attr = "No dollar sign...";
Class::$attr = "GOD WHY";

HOW ABOUT SOME COMPARISONS:
(NULL == 0) // true
(NULL < -1) // ALSO true

Functions AREN'T CASE SENSITIVE (at least variables are).

Wanna dereference? TOO BAD, YOU'LL HAVE TO GET OUT THE TNT.

Alright, yeah, I hate PHP.

I kid you not, this was in some of our official corporate training.

Unfortunately, this often is how our business area "functions"

When your brain only functions at night and morning meetings with your team make you look like you never coded in your life.

The moment when u find such nice "networklatency-functions" 😂

Been using the same language for 5 years... still Googles basic functions to remember the arguments.

end of my functions:
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When you tell students to use functions...

Just replaced all the Jquery functions with pure javascript in my website :)

async functions, the easy way

User removes admin access to himself and complains why he can't perform admin functions...

Curry functions

C is not that hard:

void (* (* f[ ]) () ) () declares f to be array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions, which return pointers to functions which return void.

By the way, I am uncomfortable with the fact that I am comfortable with this statement.

Recursive Functions....😂😂😂

The fact that we can’t control all the functions and organs in our body means that we don’t have admin privileges.

How do two functions break up with each other ?

- They stop calling each other.

Dear Developers,

A. Please put your fucking functions in files with names related to the purpose of the functions.

B. Don't define your database management methods in your goddamn configuration file.

C. In addition, fucking document your shit at the top of the file if you refuse to abide by request A.

Someone is going to maintain or modify this code after you, and that person will have a hell of a time with it.

What the fuck has one of my clients been up to?! Every request he makes he suggests we might want to do it via a function.

"We need to ensure this is password protected. Maybe wrap the calls in a function."

I wander if he goes into the bakery and says, "I need a loaf of bread---use flour."

All I can think of is that someone influential in his life is an FP zealot and he's latched onto this word.

But, I quite like FP. Maybe I'll refactor everything to static classes to meet the requirement.

Hope to Christ he doesn't find out about HTML, etc. "Maybe add a CSS rule."

WE CALL FUNCTIONS WE DON'T CALL GIRLS

My programs never crash. I wrap my main functions in a try catch, and silently ignore exceptions.

So I finished my personal website. It works fine on every browser... Except IE. All JS functions pass the compatibility check and I don't get any errors. Great.

I met this girl and told her, she's the global variable to all my functions.. She gave me a dirty slap

when you release an update and everyone starts to see problems with functions you didn't even touch

I'm reviewing a PR and it's easy to detect which functions were created with an AI: the ones that have comments.

I wrote code yesterday, that functions the way it is supposed to.

I do not understand my code today.

The -> to call functions in PHP and the $ before variables.

Exactly, this meme is so relatable!
I was working with MPAndroidChart (Charting Lib), most of the working functions are deprecated! And new ones are not working

No a rant : today one of the top senior told me he liked one of my functions. Thank you so much sensei!

I hate social functions.

Have to shave of my months long beard and dress up like a gentleman, too much effort imo.

Have you ever been at that desperate point where you start naming your variable and functions into something like "pleaseWork"

Functions should not be 374 lines.

Asynchronous functions be like: We'll call you back.
Me: Promise?

Giving functions exciting names so you can feel like a Bond villain while programming:

execute(); destroy(); fire(); isDead();

!rant && Announcement

I am working on a DEVRANT TOOLBOX for the Firefox Desktop Browser.
It includes a dark mode and some new functions (autoreload, colored notifs, image preview on mouseover).
The Alpha version is finished.

As a first step I created an experimental version just for the dark mode (no other functions).
Its alpha and experimental, so I will not not published it.

I need some testers for it. My email is temporary available in my users profile for that.

Yeah all these js files for one static page, hardly one or two functions are getting called.

Made this for work after encountering 500+ line functions in the legacy code.

Breakup

Friend functions in c++

I live in Florida. There's like 4 programmers

Python tip: some python functions have **kwarts (key-word) arguments, that means you can construct your parameter dictionary like so:

kwargs = { 'a':1, 'b':2}

And pass those arguments like so:

function(**kwargs)

Kotlin functions are fun.

C# FTW! New features for C#7.0:
blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/dotnet/2016/08/24/whats-new-in-csharp-7-0/
tuples, pattern matching, local functions *coder-gasm*

Try migrate php5.3 with deprecated functions to php7 ..

Naming variables and functions.

You know what they say what happen in vegas stay in vegas 😂

I'm taking a unit at my university called 'simulation and modeling'. Today was the first class and the professor was talking about random number generators.

Professor: Every language has a function to generate...Every good(emphasis on good) language has a function to generate a random number... Oh well even php does...

😂😂😂😂I'm already in love with the unit...

I use an MVC based framework mostly aaaand I'm very fucking lazy sometimes soooo I just run the db functions in the view very often yeah just because lazy really 😄

Remember to always call function !

Today on our CS class we worked in Excel. We had to do some functions and stuff and my classmate said:"Can i use my calculator?".

My programming teacher told me we need to solve problems using functions. Theoretically, main is a function .-.

Good guy teacher doesn't care if you write Javascript global functions wrong on a test because "your editor will fix that for you"

Client dev inlined all my single line functions as it's "more efficient".

Speechless is not the word.

Fuck Python!!

Fuck CNN!!

Fuck matrix functions!!

FUCK DATA SCIENTISTS!!!!

fuck me.... Fuck!!

JavaScript.

So terrible language in so many ways, the code is a absolute mess, the shit of the callback hell of functions inside functions inside functions.

And now everything it's built around the tucking JavaScript, you have to learn it by force because there is almost no project that doesn't use it.

I know it has some benefits and because that is getting bigger but the syntax is the worst shit ever, I mean, switching from Python to JavaScript is a pain.

The only good thing is it's getting better with each ES iteration, but it is still a really big piece of crap with hundreds of frameworks.

A co-worker doesn't like to use async/await operators, so he's always changing the code to use promises and callbacks and apparently async functions whitout awaits...

People who write functions which return NULL should be moved to /dev/null.

I added functions to create and delete categories on my cms project :) Its starting to come around.

One of my favourite things in JS is the absolutely cursed shit that it lets me do.

Did you know that you can return anonymous classes from functions?

When forced to make something in Access and VBA, the only motivation I find is naming the functions by my choice!

> MISTER IHATEFORALIVING, YOU CAN'T CREATE YOUR FUNCTIONS! YOU MUST USE WHAT WE ALREADY HAVE, OTHERWISE WE FILL OUR CODEBASE WITH USELESS FUNCTIONS!

The very much useful functions in our codebase:

I always thought callback functions are some mysterious things that high end devs understand. After learning it I feel to stupid now. 😭

Storing DB credentials in a repo that were encrypted using functions... that are in the same repo (both encrypt and decrypt!)...

I'm a php developer.
I don't like preg functions (regular expressions) and i don't remember exactly the syntax for alternate words.
I googled, and this is what I found.

An heart attack.

Putting settimeout functions instead of promises

Some old tech: exists and functions just fine for 20+ years.

Some tech bro: Yeah we gotta throw this out the window and re-invent the freaking wheel.

After years of my own dodgy javascript codes, I've started to throw away everything I know about javascript and learn it from scratch.

Learning that functions are objects really helped in restructuring a pile of my code. Eg passing it as a parameter to be executed.

Suddenly callback functions make a lot of sense now, and I've got a new found respect for the language.

I really do wonder at what point the previous developer on this project thought 800 line functions are totally reasonable and standard practice...

!rant

I figured out a way to make your code readable!

The main idea: make everything into a function. Each function should be small and you should gradually use past functions to build future functions.

Depending on the language and the size of your code you should make your functions with different sizes, but always keep them small.

This function splitting allows for debugging small parts of your code, avoids repetition and abstracts your code, each making it more readable.

I was just chatting with my dad. He used to be mostly a C# dev but changed jobs and is now doing mostly Java. He says he likes it better.... Because it doesn't have lambdas/anonymous functions.

Uh.... Java was the first and only language where you can define interface implementations in-line (aka a whole bunch of functions)...

And 1.8 supports lambdas for Interfaces that have a single function...

I bet he'll hate JS... Where functions are can be passed around like objects, ES6 now supports lambdas and await, async... and anonymous functions (apparently they're called arrow functions?)

I just love languages and functions that support using a negative int to access array from the end! Awesome.

The whole javascript / java thing (which i suppose is an easy mistake to make to the uninitiated ).

The bright side is, it functions as a good litmus test.

Code written in Lambda Functions and Streams in Java 8

So I just found out about arrow functions thanks to React and I've been sitting here for legit 20 min, amazed by how aesthetic they look

I never understood why some developers _ before their Javascript variable or functions. Do they serve any purposes? Other they just make everything look bizarre

!rant

It feels so amazing to be able to divide a big ass method into multiple smaller ones that sometimes are even pure functions. <3

My last boss insisted on using tables instead of divs and then asked me to make it responsive (every damn time). Also, functions that were over 10k of lines.

While studying business information technology (useless btw), we had to take these exams with Microsoft Office programs.

When it was time for Excel exam, we were given this sheet of instructions on what to do, and it even listed the exact functions you had to use.

The fun started when I realized that my Windows installation was in English, so my Excel installation was also in English. The instruction sheet and the functions listed in it were in my native language.

Because Excel is probably the shittiest thing ever made, this is the part where you know you are fucked. The functions listed in the instructions don't even exist in the English version (same goes vice versa btw), so what can you do?

You implement the fucking functions. Never used VB before that day, and never will again.

But I got a perfect score.

Lets make 10% of the business logic as postgres functions. ☠️

One of our most essential functions was giving a weird warning: C4706. Turns out that one of our team member wrote if(count =! 0)... Yes, he's new here

So.. Someone proposed replacing all huge functions with apis and then using them internally in our own code.
Accessible over http..

There was this guy at my college who wrote his whole C project without any kind of functions, just 500 lines inside the main function. Obviously he failed.
#mastersOfCode

Fuck backward compatibility
Because IOS 9 and Android 4.4 doesn't support arrow functions, I have to refactor almost 90% of the code

Real hash functions have collisions!

Before i found out about unit tests i'd create a console application where i'd test the functions

Good times

Those much extension functions in Kotlin...
Just tries a lot combinations and got reminded of the "Let it go"-Song

Q: Why Did the Two Functions Stop Calling Each Other?
A: Because they had constant arguments.

SINGLE

RESPONSIBILITY

FUNCTIONS

HOLY GARBAGE UNTESTABLE DIFFICULT TO DEBUG JFC SHIT.

FUNCTIONS DO ONE THING AND DO ONE THING WELL. LEARN IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT, OR JUMP INTO A LAKE

that is all.

The difference between procedures and functions never troubled me. Until it did and now I'm just thinking it for the past hour! Here it is: Procedures perform some logic while functions (like in math) return a value. Daaaamn!

Passing variables by reference in nested functions using PHP.
If you miss an ampersand your afternoon is very long.
😝😝😝😝😝

My programming teacher is explaining functions in C++ as if they were rocket science... Complicating things when they're easy

Hey everyone!
Today I learned that true is not boolean and my functions typed for bool can actually return bool OR true!

There are few developer who name their functions all wrong, but the functionality is fine. Then there comes those who name their functions right but the functionality is nothing close to what it says. There is this function I debugged. It's name is optimizeQuery. It does not optimize the query at all. Rather dismantles it. Also it made it's way to the production. 😅 Now I have to correct and optimize the optimizeQuery.

Does friend function in C++ count??

Coworker writes functions accepting 8+ arguments, thinks it's ok

1.)Not defining functions and writing the entire code everytime needed.

2.) Initialising objects if classes and using them only for next 2 lines and then destroying them.

New functions? Fuck them...

Trying out pure functional programming in javascript. First few weeks: wow, this is so fresh, oop can die, etc. Now: this isn't readable at all! 😐

Me: I'm quite good at C programming language
Also me: Checks man page for library functions' information

2am. All the things around me are alive. THEYRE ALL FUCKING ALIVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THEY ALL HAVE SOULS THEY PERFORM FUNCTIONS THEY ARE ALIVE

The mobile web browser is 80% done. I've pretty much added all the basic functions. I'm open for suggestions as usual.

When you generate code to generate code (boilerplate classes and functions) you realize you're talking it a little too far 😄

How many recursive functions have you wrote at work?

* me: we need a timeout here because this thread could leak.
* pm: I guess timeout is not needed because there are no functions which will run endless
* me: hold my beer

Don't you just hate it when someone says import the library to use the pre defined functions and

Your coding under C

i cant believe i actually spent 6 fucking hours trying to write the implementations for string functions and trying to consider having null parameters ehwndbwksbdk wtffff is happening

Stop taking names for variables and functions which makes no sense

Okay but

A js library with the exact same api as jquery, only using native js functions so developers can simply swap out the jquery file

Modifying Microsoft Windows with bunch of undocumented functions.....

And integrating CZenter to it.....

^v^

You are team:

MyFunction {
}

Or

MyFunction
{

}

For me it's the first one.

Because returning true or false is too mainstream

"I don't think we should be playing with our privates {variables} like that" - framework designer

= context =
It was noticed that we have too many setter functions to change private variables just to do unit tests. So we had a small meeting to discuss what to do about this.
Options:
- don't do the test
- ignore till another time (ie: keep the functions till its a problem)
- put the variables into a provider
- use reflection (the above quote was a reaction to this option)

Wrote a set of beautiful Swift functions. Runs Xcode, nothing. Checks code...looks good...clean build, delete app, re-install, rebuild...nothing. Checks documentation, watches three videos, re-writes code...nothing. Stares at screen for an hour...realizes I never actually called the functions. Closes laptop, checks self into pysch ward.

"Instead of writing classes in Python, create packages and use functions. Each function should do exactly one thing without being specific to the program you are developing." - Steve Waweru

I was ranting about overusing classes on python, then I noticed I'm a person that creates new functions for 2-3 lines of codes for no reason..

What do you think about class-based OOP vs. Prototype-based OOP?
I think that class-based OOP is an unnecessary abstraction of structs, functions and global variables most of the time.

I'm testing that functions in a service I made are accessible to activities that bind to it and this is what I call to ensure that

I dream about discovering weird side effects on certain built-in functions way too often.
I usually implement those myself but without side effects. All in the dream.

I'm still pretty new to elixir and functional programming. There have been numerous cases where I accidentally recreated functions such as Enumerable.map 😅

Wrote a c# wrapper around a library exposing the exact same functions.

Arrow functions ❤️

When the code has many functions, that have more functions, that call functions within functions

When engineers get so CS-driven they can’t see simple things 🙃

Another manager messaged me and my boss last night to ask whether he’ll have to expose a certain function to be available in objective c classes (we’re iOS devs and most of our code is in swift, but some older stuff is still in .m files). He said he dug into the lower level code and didn’t see any connections or exposures so he assumes he’ll have to add these. My boss concurred and told him to go ahead and make them available.

Then I showed up with my didn’t go to university brain & searched the codebase for calls to that function from .m classes. There were like a hundred lol, working just fine. It’s already exposed. Neither of them thought to do that.

USING FUNCTIONS MMAKES MY CODE EASER TO READ BUT FOR THE SAKE OF EVREYTHING IBM AND LINUX DOING NETWORKING FUNCTIONS WITH MORE THAN ONE JOB FEELS LIKE RIPPING YOUR TOENAILS OFF!

Super inconsistent function naming in PHP.
And how some things are object-oriented and some are functions.

Probably those methods & functions that swap between haystack and needle as they see fit..

Only four things are infinite , The universe, Human stupidity, The no. of functions and properties in CSS and JS, AND WINRAR's TRIAL PERIOD......

Tell me what you want but ChatGPT is the best dev companion ever.

I've just submitted 700 lines of JS code with various complex functions because I had an issue for some specific cases I couldn't identify.
In less that a second ChatGPT noticed a missed argument in one of the many function calls... mind blowing.

It's something I would otherwise notice after hours of debugging, looking for a needle in huge functions.

Today I've caught as more pokemon than functions written.

Callback your functions, not your ex.
Hash is for your data, not you,
Query tables, not your loved ones.

'Undefined' is not a function

that moment at work when your boss asks you do something that has not been defined as your 'function'

just a reminder

if you think your 500 line python script with garbage hardcode values everywhere that brittly functions even for you is going to bring you thousands in subscriptions

fuck you

Sometimes when I’m drunk, I create functions in my head for things like default answers and stuff..

Yo dawg, I heard you like writing code for code you already wrote. So I made you write some mock functions so you can write code for code you already wrote!

When angular developer is trying to explain the difference between the directive ngClick and ngSubmit.
NGClick allow you to execute custom functions when an element us clicked. NgSubmit, do the same thing but it's different.

On the kernel/os project I'm working on with @SoldierOfCode.
It's a side project but I *need* to refactor the normal text based functions to vga graphics compatibility.

When you first start programming:
"I know how all of these functions work, now what can I actually use that for?.."

When you have to work with functions clearly no one gives a fuck about... because who needs documentation... like... 2 decades later!? Oh yeah sure it might change tomorrow...

I saw one of my coworkers do a multi step bus ticket purchase in one file (we use angular 4) instead of using components he just hide and show the sections, resulting in a class that have about 2000 lines of code, unused variables, unused functions o just functions that console.log something, and many many lines of declaring variables. I tried to fix that, but this crazy deadlines were fucking with me

How do functions break up?

They just stop calling each other!

I fuckin suck at making functions. :l

Until about two weeks ago I thought serverless functions looked like this:

api.example.com/Cart.addToCart('product-1234', 1)

Turns out they're just normal API endpoints

Calculus sucks. My proffessor is good, but I have no idea how to Differentiate functions.
My CoSc class is much funner

Starting to get into intricacies of javascript.

Question was: when and why do you bind your functions?

Farking hell， no wonder people bitch about javascript.

Naming variables and functions after random letters instead of a word related to what they do

Sometimes I start to write codes and I even don't know how it's going to be end.

I just hope I find it along the way. 🙃

Screw some PHP builtin functions, why does imagecreatefrompng require a quality modifier between 0 and 9 and imagecreatefromjpeg one from 0 to 100, makes no sense!

Playing with Haskell and almost pulling my hair out. Some thing works, switch place of a call and I get weird errors. Baaaaaah

Small rant because I’m new here, but…I hate async functions in JavaScript.
Especially when dealing with an API.

How many of you feel functions API in Java8 should have support wiring up a Function and a Consumer :/

fuck this shit
who deployes 200 lines of js lambda functions with Zero comments or description
also they using variables not even initilized
it feels like some1 just c/p GPT code

Today is the fourth time in my career I needed a function that oscillates... to animate a 3D model slowly rotating left and right for my personal project.
Yay for the sine and cosine functions :D
...I never used them outside working with (mostly 3D) stuff that has to animate in a loop

I wrote like 6 or 7 functions today and havent built the project before leaving so if they all work on monday im deadass gonna do a fortnite dance

Develop a facebook canvas app with share to Twitter, LinkedIn, pinterest, reddit, Google+ functions...

Quick question...
Can you guys code without any reference?
I find very hard to memorize all the functions and etc...

At least my functions call back as promised...

*array* in php. As soon as the word "array" is in it's name it's argument order, type and return value are just fucken luck.

Do you prefer to negate a positive function or write a negative one?

Example
!IsValid() vs IsInvalid()

Currently doing algebra to work out which of 2 slightly different functions is wrong and all this tells me is that both are crap.

man... fuck java's approach to lambda expressions and like passing functions as arguments and the lot.
it's honestly just so terribly bad. it's sucks so much.

So basically after using arrow functions for 6 months I discovered just now that it also passes it's enclosing scope. The more you know

is not my fav lang
but i work with it every day
php's preg_match and preg_replace functions
i have the perversion to manipulate strings

Spent an hour today deciding if something in my framework should be called functions or methods... Decided on methods and had to rewrite half of my documentation.... Productive day...

My mentor to me when I joined the job fresh out of college (in a somewhat dramatic tone, which is why I remember it so vividly):
"Gone are the days when you wrote programs with a small number of big functions, and lots of comments. Write code which is easy to read by humans - small functions which do 1 thing and are named after the 1 thing it does."

TL,DR: well named modular code.

Your one-line JavaScript arrow functions AREN'T LEGIBLE! You've just memorized their shape. It's OK. But don't lie to yourself. They look super stupid. They aren't for humans.

Advice to new devs: always check function return values. Crash as close to the reason as possible. Make your functions return errors whenever appropriate and check these as well, crashing gracefully.

Cuando eres pobre :c

I've been wondering about the difficulties and security risk of allowing web apps to interact with native functions, such as file management. What would be the difference of letting web apps access native functions, and native apps doing it? I mean, we can already request access to features such as camera and microphone?

A lecturer for an Embedded Systems module who gave out drivers for an LCD display with no documentation at all, and about 4 functions for writing to the display and 3 initialisation functions, spent ages trying to actually decide what each function did by which memory addresses it was changing and how (made even better by the fact a good bit of the functions were written in Assembly since it was Embedded C)🙃

When you go to create a function only to discover that you have already created that function with the same name you just thought of.... Am I in the matrix? 😯

My first rant is that I'm finding arrow functions unreadable.

Higher order functions and components screw with my brain sometimes.

my coworker doesn't know how to use bash loops of functions and it makes me wanna cry

Our informatics practical instructor's logic:
Put everything inside functions :D
Sure that'll help xD

Anyone else here who really enjoys writing pure functions or domain classes?

It's so amazing to be able to write dependency-less classes that have such simple, elegant logic and sometimes just a bunch of getters and setters. Pure functions with type hints are also one of my favorites.

programming made sense after getting concept of functions.

_realStory
_zeroShame

So convenient I can name the two shell functions for my git repo: pu.sh and squa.sh

I miss functions that do stuff.

Just a simple logic piece that does the stuff it wants to do. Without classes, objects, interfaces, frameworks or configurations.

I mean, yes, wrapping the functions behind the implementation of an indifferent interface is usually a good call.. As long as it stays simple.
But it rarely does, doesn't it?

Just starting with scala. And while I dig the more functional programming approach I am having the hardest of times dealing with naming higher-ordered functions, in my case a function returning another function.

Started out as `foo`, went through quite a lot of changes, and now it has become the beast: `createReplacePriceByPassengerConfigurationMapperFunction`. It won't stay that way but: GOSH! Naming. It's hard! Or I might as well suck at functional programmig. It's not like that these two things are necessarily mutually exclusive.

Even while quite experienced, I do keep messing names up:
start_server
stop_server
And
server_start
server_stop

I do know that last example is better with autocomplete but my head thinks the other way. I find myself frequently renaming functions in the end.

What is your preference?

I got the logic for the time off rules wrong .. or rather the people who wrote this didn't bother to have the functions make sense. There's an `effective()` function .. which also includes all the holidays for previous years (how the hell are they still effective?!).

I'll just ask in the time-off room ... oh look ... no one has posted any chats in here for months. It's all just log messages. I bet everyone has it muted.

I hate working on this shit.

That moment where this.prop wasn't defined when you know it should be, and then you realize you got trigger-happy with arrow functions. :P

Started working for a new company as a data lead, created a couple of basic lambda functions for a pipeline... 5 approvals and three weeks later the functions haven't even been pushed to UAT (which I'm not allowed access to).. Have I been lucky before or is this dysfunctional..?

When you listen to Functions vs procedures for more than an hour

When you got to rant about JS constructor functions but still need to be creative af!