They told me to make the site responsive

When I first saw her, I knew she was the DOM of my dreams.

When I met her she was just plain html, I took my time and styled her with love, I never loved intruders so I kicked bootstrapCss outta the way,

made my custom queries, and with some vanilla JS she looked like the DOM of my dreams, but now our relationship has grown through the users(years) and things are becoming more object oriented and it feels like I'm no longer in control, first it started with jQuery and some Sass and maybe I thought we could get along, but then came React and his Routers and though they said they'll be partners, 😅😅
Now I know they ....
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Unrelated joke, but please what's the answer

somewhere in every spaghetti code there is a mysterious CTRL + C and CTRL + V that just can't explain itself

while coding i listen to a combination of FKJ, George Duke, Lalah Hathaway, some snarky puppy ... i'm running out, please what playlist do you use while coding... send soundcloud or youtube urls too. thanks

Even though I've learnt Python, Scratch makes me feel like I'm dumb,???

I met this girl and told her, she's the global variable to all my functions.. She gave me a dirty slap

True Story

Client: send me your CV

Me: sends github/LinkedIn

I'm done, if it's not enough bye.. I hate CVs

Client : I want an online store

Me: oh nice, send me your requirements document and a preferred website.

Client: 24hours later, sends me images of the products... wtf