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About

A dude with a few ideas on stuff to build. I do life... then code... and the stuff in-between
Skills

android,lua,html,css,java,js
Location

Somewhere under the stars.
Website

https://play.google.com/store/apps/dev?id=5557093314074911698

Joined devRant on 4/17/2018

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When you go to create a function only to discover that you have already created that function with the same name you just thought of.... Am I in the matrix? 😯

rant patterns code functions thought

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39

When you spend 2 hours changing your code editor themes and font coloring.

rant #firstworldcodeproblems

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25

OutfofMemoryError thrown while trying to throw OutfofMemoryError; no stack trace available.

What the.... ????
😒

rant outofmemoryexception error error message errors errors everywhere

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8

...when you are scared to run the code!

rant errors all day troubleshooting coding runtime run

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96

My co-worker quit by saying he was going back to school.
The dude just went to sit at home.
He figured that its much better than constant "abuse" at the office. 😂

rant life wk101 bosses work

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163

How long will it take?
Me: 45mins

...5 hours later
I thought you said 45 minutes
Me: Yeah. 45 minutes from now.

rant workflow everything takes longer deadlines

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21

I have no one to show my app to.

Life has no meaning :/

rant

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5

Working on a project.
New gradle update comes out.
Updates his gradle.
Nothing works anymore!

Moral of the story.
This is why you should mind your own business.

rant update gradle update gradle android gradle build

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