User: Cortana, get me today’s movie times😘

Siri: Who’s Cortana?🙄

User: Oops I meant Siri🤐

Siri: Who is Cortana?😲😫

User: Please get me the movie times😐😐

Siri: Maybe you should ask Cortana for the movie times😒😣

Designer: in an effort to create our brand identity we've come up with a design pattern to use across Android, iOS, and web.

Me: this design goes against material design principles which we agreed we'd use. Also it looks like a mashup of iOS and Windows 10

Designer: just because it looks like an iOS/Windows 10 mashup doesn't mean it was designed for those platforms; it was designed as our brand for all platforms. We feel very strongly about keeping it, specifically the pieces that make you feel uncomfortable as an Android developer

Me: 🙄😑😣😒

Why do I always feel lazy when I'm about to finish a project? 🙄😣

When you listen to Functions vs procedures for more than an hour

Why I Love to Code??

Frustration 🙄
Frustration 😣
Frustration 😤