Damn Apache Spark. Instead of supporting just one language that works perfectly well, let's support several languages that give users different results! It's so much fun to combine chunks of each language to get a fully working solution!

Gosh, how I hate meetings at the beginning of the sprint... and at the middle... and in the end! Just fucking give me the requirements!

At a meeting, supress the instinct to throw a whiteboard eraser to the customer.

I've traveled all the way from Chile to Ecuador to ask requirements for an already won project, just to find out it was already taken by a local company.

Don't trust someone as counterpart if he says he doesn't know anything. Maybe it's not just a joke...

AI slave

I've just recently discovered devrant and every time I open it I think «why didn't I thought of this first». It's so cool!