A.I.s can code? Then I'll be this guy

$ git push
> current branch is behind
$ git push -f

... 5mins later coworker is asking why his commits have disappeared.

Manager: we require people to work in the office but we'll give you a space to get as comfy as you want.

Me: *walk into the open space office, set my mechanical keyboard, plug in my noise cancelling headphones, start coding and mumbling every now and then*

Manager: keyboard is distracting others and we don't allow headphones as we want to be able to speak to you when we feel like it.