TIL there were promotional condoms (!) for the first Halo Xbox release.
Gamers do have sex? What were they thinking?

Gaming and sex isn't mutually exclusive, though I get ur joke

@Sid2006 there is a strong negative corollation though. And don’t ask peer reviewed studies. Some things don’t require expansive studies with million subjects.

@aviophile corellation*

Console peasants aren't real gamers - they do have sex and their spouses are more important to them than the games. This marketing wouldn't have worked for the PC master race.

@Oktokolo what about the hybrid gamers? We won't even mention VR gamers...

@Nanos they’re size extra small of course. There aren’t femidoms because everyone on the internet, especially on xbox live, knows gamer girls don’t exist.

“Master chief gives you a informative sex education that you never had”

@We3D we all know what VR glasses are actually used for.

@electrineer They are used for the same thing, the internet was made for.

@Nanos back in the uni a legit gamer girl wanted to date me. Her demeanor and her hygiene were terrible. We’re talking not brushing teeth, not washing hair, take showers like two times a month maybe. But she could play Lineage 2 on four screens at the same time!

@kiki needless to say, you dated her

@electrineer no. I ended up dating a poet skater girl with severe chronic pain, and it was a three-year-long disaster.

@kiki seems like the wrong choice

@electrineer it was.