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retnikt
8y

What I did wrong during my home office cleaning session this morning:
- put soap on my mouse mat
- snapped my enter key
- vacuumed up my F8 key
- absent-mindedly cut my ethernet cable
- lost my zero key
- dropped my backup hard drive (data was recoverable, but I need a new drive)
- lost one of the nose pads on my glasses
- got a cocktail stick stuck in a USB port
- exploded my mouse by using the wrong type of battery

Things I did good:
- nothing

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i need a new keyboard

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  • 23
    8y
    How the fuck did you managed to do ALL that? Were you on Visually Basicked?

    PS: take it sarcastically analogues to VB drunk
  • 4
    8y
    Busy morning. Sounds like a busy afternoon trying to fix everything as well
  • 0
    8y
    @kabhishek I've been travelling the past week, so I'm just very tired.
  • 4
    8y
    @retnikt One hell of a day, on a killing spree of your home office daemons and core processes 😂
    prefer htop next time to clean out the intended processes ☺️
  • 15
    8y
    I admire your perseverance. I'd have stopped after maybe one or two incidents. But no, you ploughed on... 😂
  • 10
    8y
    You know what will get those smudges off your screen? A hammer.
  • 5
    8y
    @jespersh not if you are really vigilant with that hammer
  • 3
    8y
    @jespersh if you spray the screen with cleaner first, the hammer helps it clean deeper so you don't get new smudges
  • 1
    8y
    Which in could ++ that a hundred times, hope it is genuine 😀
  • 1
    8y
    Sounds like a SpongeBob episode
  • 0
    8y
    Need a brain too
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