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chadd1746437yYou could have at least posted the actual picture that's already been posted here before. The picture is funny.
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Fucking gold, this πππ€£π
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xalez19377yC#: do all the cleaning & garbage collection, don't delegate
Assembly: register what they say and don't jmp to conclusions
VB6: dinner in "dim" candle light and "goto" a movie
JavaScript: keep your promises
Ruby: look for the missing method
SQL: ask her to join u
Haskell: be pure
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