Microsoft tools are hard drive rapists.
Google tools are RAM rapists.
Programming is pornography.

That makes us all err pornaholics! (Don't know the word)

@jAsE Facebook is a brain rapist.

@byte-me we all text-porn addicts :p

Guessing who might be the porn star for all that porn in our job 🤔😓🙄

@gitpush We're all porn stars.

We get paid pretty well, but spend it on useless addictions. We don't really trust the people we work with, because the stuff they do looks gross and infectious, but we still can't help but dive in, force push without protection and make the best of it. There's always this hip younger & tighter thing everyone is crazy about, but we see through it, it's just another layer of plastered makeup on an ever fatter growing pig. It hollows us out, and we softly sob while fluffing the junior's flaccid mess into something which hopefully looks good enough in production.

@bittersweet that has the makings of a viral reddit post

@mclark1129

Thanks.

I've abandoned that festering memepool. Frontpage is just 20k votes for a picture of a rabbit, 30k upvotes for a screenshot from Facebook. They became what they always hated on, a digital memefied funniest American home videos appealing to dumb drunk college students.

Admittedly, their strength is that they have small subreddits about niche topics... but those often suffer from a small crew of strict mods trying their best to keep the memezombies out — successfully, but it spoils the atmosphere.

DevRant has a pretty cool community though, a good balance.

But I don't want to go viral. I just want to spill my thoughts and make a few people feel as bittersweet as I do.

I think there's a significant difference between pornography and rape...

@bittersweet lol sad but true 😂

@GodHatesMe

It's the opposite of devRant... It's where people without any passion or intelligence pretend that their life is amazing and perfect.

@LynxMagnus No. Everything is porn.