*clicks sign in button in Outlook*

"Hang on a moment while we sign you out....
...You signed out of your account"

me: this is literally the exact opposite of what I wanted you to do!

Then you need to apply reverse psychology, to sign in make Microsoft believe you want to sign out.

When I used to work at my last job, my company used Outlook and the client we were working for also used Outlook, so I had an email for my company and another for the client. I lost count of the number of times I literally entered in the login information for one email and was logged into the other email. 🤦‍♀️

"outlook"

"did you mean dogshit?"