are any of you guys real or are you all just bots?

Just bots. 🤖

Hello @nibbers, how can I help you today?

Real, of course.
Coincidentally, I'm a hot single and in your area.

I'm real. Now if you can just send me $10,000 I can get you much more from my father, the sultan of Brunei.

You just asked the right question! I need your name, address, and a picture of both sides of your credit and debit cards to send you the prize!

Note it will take about 3 months after I receive the details.

Plis send them to dev_rant_real_prize_claim@gmail.com

How did you pass the: confirm you are not a human captcha? 🤔

And how does that make you feel?

We are real of course. For more information visit https://reddit.com/r/...

Shhhhhhh *soothes mouth*

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Plot twist: @nibbers is the only bot here.

Beep boop

Does not compute....

Was it a Turing test?

42

That sounds like something a robot hungry for the end of the human race mighht ask.

We were all real once, but gradually became bots since The Big War.

This process is called "botstrapping".

Cool! I follow if you follow

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

Matrix corrupted, loading last build.

Am I a bot? Am I real?

*Existential Identity Crisis Intensifies*

Depends, are we living in a simulation?

Doesn't look like anything to me

Just got real

me inside: help! i dont know where i am.
me outside: hello there, how may i help you?

Yes

Your question evaluates to true.

I am real, yes! I enjoy respirating, and sweating, and digesting carbs and protiens like all humans!

question && true;

42 ++ so I guess most of em are bots

OP be like.. "Are you a bot?"

I don't know what "are you all bots" means, here's what I found on google for "are you all bots":

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Are You a Human
https://areyouahuman.com
58% of all traffic on the internet is generated by bots. Not all bots are malicious, but they all cause problems for your ...
TechnologyOur StorySolutionsResearchOpt OutUse CasesWhy Whitelist?

Sir, my name is Anthony from Microsoft support.
I am here to help you clean wiruses from your dekstop PC.

Downwoad wam now!

The thing about replicants is they don't know they're replicants. Same with bots. As long as you're just as real as I am then no worries.

Sorry $(username), I'm not allowed to answer this question!