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kiki
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you want a bigger dick because you think women care/it’ll get you chicks/you can win a dick-measuring contest on the internet.
I want a smaller one because mine is too obvious when I’m wearing fishnets, and I have to wear them with jean shorts.
we are not the same.

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  • 3
    I dont want a bigger dick.. I already got one.
  • 14
    Dicks are like cars. Most of the time you don't actually use them and they are just in the way. But there are people who don't feel secure with a small one and some really like to show theirs everyone...
  • 1
    @mansur85 do you have the same problem when you wear fishnets?
  • 3
    Bigger danger noodle
  • 0
    Thank god modern medicine invented SRS!!
  • 0
    @galena this is a notoriously dangerous and inefficient procedure with vast side effects. My size is nothing too serious after all, I want just like minus an inch or something. I won't mutilate my body for that. But yeah, there are ppl with 14–15 inch dongs that NEED it
  • 1
    @kiki You could try a gaff if you're ballsy enough: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
  • 0
    Most men dont realise it should be thicker not longer. People roaming around with pencil dicks thinking they are blessed 😂😂😂
  • 2
    @coldfire you sound like an expert with much experience
  • 0
    @retoor Naah, just a guy who loves to observe and make sense of human shenanigans
  • 2
    @coldfire no, I'm sure you experienced it all
  • 3
    No I don't. I want a second dick. Don't pretend like you know me.

    We're not the same.
  • 1
    @retoor Nooo, i barely have experienced anything. The introvertism always kicks in.

    But tell me, do you agree ?
  • 2
    Pathetic simp @coldfire
  • 0
    @SidTheITGuy Oh please, stop begging for my attention, you pencil dick bong, you might be gay, i am not.

    Also next you wanna hail me, just remember you so ugly, if you had an onlyfans, you would have to pay people to watch it.
  • 2
    @netikras Where would the other one go? I think having two coming out of the same location would be hard to manage.
  • 0
    @ostream Ha ha, i have had my fair share of trauma, so this would be the easy win of 400EUR. But
    i think i am gonna take a pass, i got happy moments in life going on and i would like to enjoy them while they last.
  • 0
    @coldfire Attempts going to sleep going alright for you? You know you can watch my videos you bitch boy, you do as I say bitch boy Gujju mother fucker.
  • 0
    @ostream See this is the latest one of my headaches. Guy cant stop begging for my attention. You think you r more traumatic this can delusional dungcake ?

    @SidTheITGuy Go away you dumbass ! Get a life, a higher purpose or something to do. If nothing, just get a roll of duct tape and shut your barking mouth. How many times do i to shoo you away.
  • 0
    @coldfire nah nah... pathetic simp dreaming about girls attention .. what happened? feeling dejected unable to flirt on the internet? Bitch boy do as I say bitch boy. Gujju piece of shit..
  • 0
    @ostream Hey that's a high level abuse saying i am on a team with this guy. Would rather be alone.
    Btw, thanks for pointing out, now it better my country's color
  • 0
    @ostream Oh once you hear her scream as you just slide it in, i think you will change your mind.
  • 1
    What sucks is those that have a ginormous pp and still can't get laid. I feel for those. So much pp going to waste
  • 1
    @lorentz both up his butt, obviously
  • 0
    I was reading a bit about how humans have evolved to have big dongs. Interesting stuff, but there is an upper limit (for now) at which point women think the dick is too big and it stops being a good trait. It was also compared to a lot of useless (or even bad) traits in other animals, that just happen to be attractive to the females of the species.
    We are being selectively bred to have bigger pps!
  • 0
    @lorentz slightly above or below the current one. Just think about it:
    - screwing 2 grls at once
    - dble pen.
    - blow+handjob [multitasking]
    - multiple orgasms [one of which - cum free]
    - looks superior in CV
    - scalable in-action [in case more thickness is needed]

    I only see benefits
  • 0
  • 0
    @ars1 I would fully believe that on this topic natural selection is still slowly running it's course xD
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