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"One of the guys after a few minutes: why is your head so red?! "
Sounds like a personal problem. 😂😂😂 -
Yo can one of you German-speaking folks explain to me why snails are so cute?..like I get when one my friends likes to be schatz or schatzi, but why 'schnecke'(did I spell that right?)
I know it's off-topic but I want answers damnit! -
@CodeSlutLaser I actually know quite a few girls being opposed to the idea of being called a 'snail' and therefore don't like the nickname 'Schnecke' 😅
Maybe it's because both can get a bit slimy sometimes? -
Yo @linuxxx -senpai, thank you so much for pulling me back in to the internet. Haha I was so lost, you have no idea.
Sorry to see you couldn't make it to the live stream last night. I was really hoping we could try getting booted by Google for defaming them...Anyways the real main attraction wasn't the 'big announcement' but the bloody death match between the Java & .NET - ducklings led by @trogus & @dfox respectively. It was fucking brutal dude! -
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@CodeSlutLaser schnecke for me isn't something you call your girlfriend. But rather a word you use to talk about a hot girl.
But the word doesn't get used by the youth any more. At least where I live. -
@Terrestrial I've been using it for roughly 3years now, I was told by a couple girls that it's sweet, but the one girl that I do occassionally refer to as schnecke comes from a very small village - would that have something to do with it?
...I guess it's not very important, I just wanted to know how one would correlate attractiveness with a slimy asexual invertabrate ya'know? -
@CodeSlutLaser
Germany still has some strong dialects. Region still matters more than you might think.
At least that's what I've learned from touring some of the country as a musician.
Can't tell you why it's considered sexual though. Maybe it's the slimy thing. Hehe.
It's getting weirder the more I think about it.
Maybe it's related to something sweet we eat we also call schnecke. Like a Schneckennudel.
That makes more sense to me than referring to the animal. -
@Terrestrial maybe hmm well you've definitely shined a little insight on this situation haha, I appreciate it...I just wish I could say that I fully understand it. I'll never fully understand Europeans *sigh*
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@epse Zit in de trein :P. Om 9 uur beginnen haha dus ik heb technisch gezien nog een uur!
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Kattoor2297yIk heb toegepaste informatica gedaan in de KdG. Nu werk ik sinds een jaar als consultant. Ben van plan deeltijds nog voor een master te gaan aan de VUB though :p
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2erXre524957y@CodeSlutLaser Schnecke is highly sexually driven and is a synonym for the primary sexual organ of a female..
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At work today the guys showed me how I can listen in on calls so I can prepare myself for phone support.
We tested it through a call between two of the guys.
They started talking like "test test123 is this working"
I said yes and continued working behind my screen. They just didn't know I was still listening.
Both guys started saying stuff like "welcome to the sex hotline"
"hello and welcome to the *insert something sexual* hotline!"
One of the guys after a few minutes: why is your head so red?!
Wait.... Have you been listening along?? 😅
Yes 😂
*everyone bursts out in laughter*
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