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me when i look back at my 3 minths old java code: "oh, this is clearly well designed and easily readable even eith no comments"
me when i look back at my 3 months old python code: "what the actual flying fuck is this" -
c2wiki3738yI don't always come to Java, but when I do is to put it on my resume, font size 48, all-caps "I DON'T LIKE JAVA AND I DON'T INTEND TO WORK ON IT, I'D FIRST QUIT DOING WHAT I LOVE AND GO FEED GOATS ON AN UNNAMED TOWN WITHOUT THE NOTION OF COMPUTERS OR INTERNET THAN DOING JAVA". Well, that's actually pretty long, I leave it at WORK ON IT. But always get excited on job interviews.
Boss doesn't even think about thinking in asking me whether it should be a good idea thinking about thinking to use Java. Greatest perk in the job.
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"Oh man OOP is fun"
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"This stupidly verbose, hand-holding garbage."
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