just yesterday, commiting a pile'o'shit code which u know is pile'o'shit but you had to do it like that because correct non-hacky solution wouldn't meet non-negotiable, client-critical deadline, and getting back a code review criticising precisely all the points which you are aware of and want to kill yourself for but you had no other option under the circumstances.

p. s. still under probation because it's a new job, and the review ends "no time right now but we need to talk at the end of next week"

p. p. s. second best job i ever had. week of fear of losing it commences.