So, I saw this on Reddit, and I thought about sharing it here...

What do you think? It's somewhat accurate, or it can have some changes?

(The Chaotic Good made me chuckle 😂)

I have been started learn Java :D but it does not look like the embodiment of evil :D

yes exactly

MS is pushing for C# but people still rely on VB *insert devRant logo here*

I only use 3 programming languages and they are all of good alignment

Where's my Nobel for peace

@daegontaven I did it the other way round and I regret nothing

Why are there so many people complaining about Java on devRant? I didn't know this was a thing.

@daegontaven wait, coming from python, Java feels too explicit? Coming from the language that has being explicit baked in to is very core? For real?

I would switch place with JS and PHP. Or at least put both in the chaotic evil.

@Python, I thought exactly the same. Also I programmed in almost all of the languages and I found Matlab the most evil one. Lawful but evil 😂

Everyone says that javascript is the baddest thing on the Earth, but when you ask them why they either can't give you a good reason or give you some odd snippet that wouldn't work in any programming language saying that it produces a weird output lol

@ribchinski Because they don't want to take the time to learn the language nor OO properly.

I joke about hating languages, but really I just hate the developers who use them inappropriately.

There could be something said about languages that lack sufficient rules and opinions to allow for shitty code I guess.

On the other hand, seeing Python up there as if some sort of god makes me question the bias of the person who created this. Anyone who worships snakes should probably not be trusted. :)

@xorith Hey!

@ribchinski probable because they have never used it

I disagree with almost all the placements, although I suspect that it's always subjective depending on personal experience.

I'd put SQL at chaotic evil. Nothing structured or safe or nice about that bitch. Most SQL flavors are like a wet noodle in terms of modularity and readability, and large queries easily spit out cryptic errors. It's so evil, you often have to chain it up in some ORM to handle it safely.

JS and Python both in the chaotic good corner. They interpret the laws flexibly, but they are great to have at your side, and easily fall into line when you take the lead. All they need is some discipline in their lives.

I'd throw Rust and Haskell in the lawful good corner. They're tough on you when you're sloppy, they have complex type systems which protect you against mistakes, but they are a bit bureaucratic, you must follow doctrine, but once it clicks you know the language was right all along.

@rc5-asdf There will always be good and bad in any language if you remain objective enough to see it.

Thank you for sharing your opinions though. :)

@bittersweet I agree on everything

btw is it weird when I prefer using text editor and Command Line in Linux before Java IDE programms? I thing Shell is easer than IDE...

@ribchinski yes I am with you ;)

JS is chaotic evil? In the right hands it's the best good voodoo you can buy legally (although it might cost your soul (and your first-born))

@ThatDude guess what unofficial devRant UWP is made with VB 👻

@vkubre wait... What!?

@0x412E2047696C @ThatDude

https://devrant.com/rants/981137/...