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pk359
7y

-----During a 6 days official vacation with my family--------
Me: Hey boss, cozz o u, I fucked up my laptop.
Boss: how?
Me: My wife threw it outside the hotel window and I see my laptops pieces now.
....a little pause....
I would love to do more of your work while I am on vacation.(inside my head: motherfucker never ask me to do that again) Do you mind sending me about $5000 so I can buy a laptop here and continue your work?

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  • 5
    Is this a joke or did your wife really did throw yo shit out the window?
  • 4
    Get a new wife and stop doing things to elicit such a reaction!
  • 7
    I love it, true or not. Who the fuck asks their employee to work during vacation? What an idiot.
  • 1
    @AleCx04 she did that to make me feel bad and goes like: "vacation is not your every other day"

    M quite after that...
  • 1
    @pk359 damn homie, guess she was tryna make her point da hard way. Das what you get :P
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