Dear company, stop installing shit on my work laptop! I guess you love these antivirus and tracking software but I can't do my job with so much slowness.

The thing is that Microsoft products are so vulnerable that it's still worth it even if it means every employee needs five times more time to do stuff

@electrineer Nah, snake oil aint worth it. Better invest in a good admin instead.

What are you talking about, have you even tried the latest mac update ? You should, you will start loving your terrible windows for once.

Hmm 🤔 I suppose if one could gain access to an executive computer, then someone could hypothetically install a virus that would show a porn/gore popup on someone’s screen every time they hit share screen on teams…

Corporations are run by people who draw pictures on Macs. They care not for the Windows or the Penguin. They don't know about the background tasks that I've written to end the random java tasks that they keep spawning.

if you like your slow bloated corporate machine, you can keep your slow bloated corporate machine!

Seriously, why the fuck does every piece of tech seem to magically slow down after 1-2 years of owning it, even when you reset the os?