Today I checked out a Repo on Github to help a friend.

Holy shit is this code crap!

Basically one single method contains the whole logic.
637 LINES OF PURE AND UTTER DOGSHIT.
SIXHUNDREDTHIRTYSEVEN LINES!
ONE SINGLE UGLY METHOD.

If I have enough time and energy, I will probably create a PR in 2021.

Some people... wtf.

(not my friend's code, he just uses the program)

(Edit: I had to remove the rant and censor names in the image)

See the edit remark at the bottom:
There were 2 real names on the picture, I think it's better to not reveal the dev's name.

And because my name stood on top of the aforementioned method, mine is removed too or otherwise people here would think I am a worthless piece of coding shit. 😉

I agree with @AlexDeLarge's assessment:
Crotchkick.

Searching likes_nmbr_ValueChanged on GitHub reveales this glorious pile of 💩

@AlexDeLarge Visual studio automatically formats some things...for example, if I ask VS to make a boilerplate method for a button press, it makes_it_like_this and some people are still too lazy to change it

@Sarcaxxo I won't blame him personally, he seems to be relatively new into programming, so I will write him some tips for improvement on the future PR.
The program itself is quite cool and does what it has to do relatively bug free. 😁

Mental illness affects many.

Purge. That. Drive.

$ git reset --hard <initial commit> && git push -f origin

or

$ rm -rf <proj> && git init <proj>

please...

@justwellbrock How devious! I like your way of thinking.

This aint a clusterfuck, its a compressed fuck. (Preferrably .zip)

Having a method called button1_click_1 should have set the alarm bells ringing!

and the method is called button1_click_1 WOW! PLEASE DESTROY THAT REPO, it is a shame to even call that a code -.-

@gitpush Haha yes... and I forgot to mention that there were about 10 of these EventHandler methods which were created before, but then abandoned because he just created a new handler method.

So I just deleted all methods with "0 relation".
Most were like "button1_click1" "button1_click2", "button2_click1".

Seems like he had no idea on how to bind handlers...

@PonySlaystation I am shocked how your friend is able to even use that software if it has that code, please recommend him a better one so that he doesn't suffer from bugs in the code lol

@gitpush Yeah I will just unfuck this misery and make it great again. 😉

@PonySlaystation see you in 10 years when you are done :P

German?

It’s like I expected to see C# and Visual Studio as soon as you started talking about a 637 line rant.

Old C# devs are fucking terrible for it.

I’d say anything prior to 2010 that hasn’t read uncle bob’s clean code/clean coder can be taken out back and shot.

I’ve had to refactor this shit down time and time again, a method doing a thousand things, with return statements spread apart between massive conditionals that are really child methods... good luck in not finding public static variables spread across controllers in MVC.

Aaaaanyway, before I loose my cool and go and find one of these devs to beat. @PonySlaystayion: What’s the repo? Open source?

637 lines isn’t horrific, with resharper I could refactor that down and make sense of it in an hour or so. On a refactoring branch, if it helps.

I had to learn to do this quickly rather than beat the C# devs... we don’t beat the C# devs.

@AlexDeLarge that’s a C# standard...

Event handlers: snake,
Methods: title,
Properties: camel,
Private vars: snake
Local vars: camel,
Constants: FUCKIT_CASE.

I’m not defending it, but Microsoft have... it’s ridiculous.

@Sarcaxxo cheers boss...

Now let’s fix the cunty fucker.

Also “Form1.cs”, holy shit every time I see this I know I’m in for some nonsense 😂

@BitFlipped the standard came first in CS... Microsoft backed it.

@AlexDeLarge lol and also methods should start with capital letter

@insanealec c#.net 101... circa 2007

@dontbeevil event handlers are discerned from plain methods by fucking the casing.

The Microsoft docos loosely used to say “fuck it, we can’t be fucked... fuck casing... enjoy your events” - paraphrased.

I write really clean code... BUT I have a project in which I don’t remember how and why but I ended up with a function made of 1200 LoC and never after that I ever said I’m a good coder.

That's one big button click.