When a gamer is also a developer:

Idiot: What kind of game is that? I only has a crap load of words!

Me: Yeah, it's called Android Studio

yeah..
I'm a programmer, a casual gamer and one of the better looking guys in gym..

i too often get that and @gym "oh, so you can make me a workout program, does the trainer know?"

even more funny, when i mention i'm also into anime and finds cosplay interesting.
the faces i see people make, never gets ild ;D

Zork?