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@BM32 I'm surprised how the company is still holding :S
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@gitpush I’m planning to leave the company and ive stopped caring.
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@nbamaral hahaha I think he must have been their chief security officer!!
More like chief shitty officer -
@BM32 wise choice ;)
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@BM32 how did he get into intel? :-o
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@AnonyOps lmfao
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@BM32 if I were u I'd take advantage of the situation. You can easily tell him things will take twice as long, and just work on side projects (either for urself, or make more $$ by freelancing)!
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@gitpull No kidding, I literally, literally just closed my eyes for a few seconds and opened them again in the hope that I read it wrong! Mother of fucking god, this is. just. idk I don't have words for this level of retardness.
My condoleances @BM32! -
Those questions seem legit to me, here are my answers
1. GitHub is a website just like PornHub
2. JSON is famous movie series starring Matt Damon
3. Array is collection of objects
4. Get is used to get data from post and post is used to post data to get
5. iPhone cannot do that but Android phone can.
6. There are lots of online convertor for .php to .java
7. For .java to node.js is paid service there are no free services.
8. MySQL stores data in text files. Now onwards I will use MongoDB (Database)
9. NULL is nothing but a pointer to this -
@MaxS hahahha! I will have to use Star Trek phrases
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@Ma30h I do want to slap him. He keeps looking down my top to see if you can catch a glimpse of my boobs. Fucking pervert.
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@teadrinker Apparently this guy is married he has a kid and he lives with his mother also. He also claims to have a PhD. I should have his credentials investigated. I have no idea how he got his job at Intel but I can understand why he didn’t last long there.
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@AleCx04 The sad truth of the matter is after living in Silicon Valley for 30 years, these kind of moronic incompetent fuck face fools are normal. They’re everywhere and the worst thing is there’s one in our office!
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@IsDev Me too. That is the one thing I hate the most; incompetent people that passed themselves off as professionals
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@Ederbit no it’s not a joke. Sadly I couldn’t edit my message and add more comments because I ran out of time. This app is the five-minute grace period in which you can edit your original message. That was a lot more bullshit that the sky said that I couldn’t add to my message. I tell you what I die a little every day working with this asshole
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@falmesino I absolutely intend to do that. Maybe I should call Homeland security and have his visa application re-examination
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@AnonyOps same here I feel demoralized working with him
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@heyheni The CEO who hired this dumb CTO. The CEO is just as dumb if not worse than the asshole CTO
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@BM32 I can only imagine. I’m so sorry...
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@BM32 Strangely, after I posted that I thought "hmm... I wonder if he still lives with his mother..." !
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@BM32 well that's just another reason to punch him 😡
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@gitpush yes it can
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@AndSoWeCode sound like "My sperm querying lady" to him
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@gitpush 😂
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@gitpush apple is working on a future technology which they codenamed SMS. You can send 160 character text using it to a number even not when internet connection is not available. The server will read the text and respond accordingly. Though bloody androids had already cloned the project and already working on the same
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@BM32 atleast he was wise enough to switch tech stack twice.😂 Now he know that two more languages exist. A costly lesson. But sure, gonna help him with next company ( if he make it to?)
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@nosoup4u who says that? I’ve never heard that phrase before.
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@BM32 Maybe it's a blue collar thing. My background is blue collar and military prior to getting into this industry. I figured it was a well known saying. In any case, it's one I've heard all of my working life, haha. There's often merit to it as well, apparently.
In any case, I feel your pain, and I hope it works out for you. -
@linuxxx :D
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@s0nic12 are they same now?
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@chramori176 it is his fault. He deceived everyone. there’s plenty of blame to go around that he’s an asshole And doesn’t deserve to be in my vicinity
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@magic0822 yes, we started to do that on Monday. I presented my opposition to my CTO by he said I have to do as the CTO demands or I should find a new job.
Needless today I have stated to look for a new job. I can’t take this BS any more. -
@BM32 I hope you do find a new asap.
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@nik123 so you’ve met him then?
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@suprano thank you.
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@nik123 sarcasm is lost on you my friend
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@nik123 you are right though, the guy’s a moron and he give me a hard time just because he’s unqualified to understand my answers.
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I had posted todo on another thread as it’s related, I thought I’d post it here...
The dumbass CTO emailed me this weekend asking “what is big data?”
I replied: “...it’s when you use a large font in your code...”
He thanked me. I bet he will be at some presentation and will reference using large fonts in an IDE -
@BM32 really is he that dumb ? or you are just trying to win us against him, so that you can persuade CEO to fire him, for personal gain or some other reasons ?
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@BM32 explains what he spent his time on in class.
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@AnonyOps if that happens there is a serious possibility he will ask her to write a whole OS, a more secure one you know😜 because why not?!
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@koukou 😂😂 But Tails already exist!
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@AnonyOps I can imagine the conversation, “ and what breed is your dog?” 🤣
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@koukou😂😂
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@AnonyOps We should talk. This guy sexually harassed me so yeah we should talk. Not sure how you can PM me here. I’m new to devRant so I don’t know all of its features
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@koukou I’ll be sure to use a large front!
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@WorstVarNames Well it doesn’t help that they are best friends and they’re from the same country. So I’m sure when is helping the other for the countless favors. Who knows? But the bottom line is I’ve stopped caring.
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@BM32 is he indian ?
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@isaacWeisberg surely Java is the parent of JavaScript; No?
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@BM32 asia or south asian 😂
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@BM32 you don't worry ... I am from india. In case there is some kind of widespread protest, trust me, my support will live with you
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@BM32 😂😂
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@jalebiBhai I try to like everyone’s comments as a way of thanking them for posting on my thread. I’m new here am I doing this correctly? Or should I not be hitting the plus button?
But I hit plus on your message because you hit the nail on the head! It was my subtle way to let you know you guessed correctly. -
@BM32 lol check for any criminal records too.
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@BM32 you should 'out' him in an anonymous blog post and just share the link here, so that we all know who this idiot is.
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@BM32 who is this great company that employs such talents ?
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@secrethash you over educated CTOs!!!
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@BM32 😂😂
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@BM32 oh yeah
EcmaScript 2, what a days these were -
@BM32 oh yeah that stress ball! Congrats!
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@atomicTurtle I’ve enjoyed people’s responses. Thanks everyone.
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@BM32 let me find you a job then
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I'd just leave the freaking place... With such dumb people at the wheel of the company I doubt it would be an interesting job anyways....
Surround yourself with idiots and they're gonna transform you into an idiot too. Surround yourself with better people than you and become a better person yourself. -
@TerriToniAX my post there answers the question of whether I've programmed in it. I have roughly 5 years of experience in it and I can, confidently, say that it sucks.
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@conmarap Ah, looked again and there it was. In your comment there you say "there are things PHP is just horrible at.".
Such as?...
I have 11 yrs experience of PHP and sure, it has its caveats like all languages, but I don't agree that there would be no worse language. I haven't tried all the 2000+ or so (anyone has the figures on how many languages there are in the world?) programming languages, but based on those that I do have experience from, I'd say Basic is the worst. It's a charming, fun and lovely toy, but useless for any serious development. -
@TerriToniAX lol Brainfuck is an even worse language, It's a charming, fun and lovely toy, but useless for any serious development. I don't hate php i just don't see why I would use it when I can use node Js lol. I think languages are very subjective and you will have fans for all languages e.g. https://red-gate.com/simple-talk/...
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@gitpush CTO stands for Cool Title Officer. Everybody knows that. Wink wink @BinaryProvider
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@kilobytelogic never thought of that, then I'm a CTO :P
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@gitpush, it depends. Is your title CTO?
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@kilobytelogic naaa I'm a regular Dev 😅
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@gitpush i thought so. The "Cool" in CTO is something are bestowed upon you by others. Nothing to take lightly! Actually, formally, I think the CEO simply appoints the coolest guy in the company.
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@bb6xt the clue was in the question. It’s offline.
In our case, the device goes offline when the user enters an area without any connectivity, no WiFi, no cellular.
In other cases, as in your example, shutting down; iOS doesn’t report to Apple it’s last known location. However, this data is never diaper to you as the owner of the device or is as I. Develops of services. The iPhone also periodically turned itself back on just to report back to Apple its location and then shuts down again. -
@kilobytelogic I’m the CMS. Code Monkey Slave
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@BM32 I misunderstood the question. I thought the question was if it were possible for the phone to call an api when shutting down. Thanks for clearing it up for me.
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@BenjaminKay8 thats right, my title only!
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Thanks everyone for your kind comments. Working g at this hellhole has been, hell!
I’ve decided to leave and form my own new start up. My husband has been very encouraging and is helping me to launch business. We will be producing a mobile app. He will make the iPhone app and I will make the backend. Now I just need to find a good Android developer. Can anyone help me? -
@BM32 I would warmly recommend you to take a look at unity3d. It is an excellent multi-platform framework with compiler (native app) that can be used for apps and games alike.
More than 50% of games on AppStore are written in Unity.
Ppl however have wrong perception that it is for games only. It is extremely powerful, GPU-based framework that can do absolutely anything u want.
You can also write your own plug-in for it in case there is any function that you need, and does not already exist.
Nothing beats it. And on a button click you can get native app package for all of the following systems:
Android, Android TV, iOS, Apple TV, OSX, Windows, Linux, Windows Mobile.
Coding is done using either C# or JavaScript. -
@shaji Question 1 actually isn't that bad, after all github hasn't been around for very long. Questions 2...3 are perfectly legit if you're new to web dev, questions 4 and 9 are legit if you're new to any dev. The rest of the questions are just dumb.
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@gitpush "CEREBRAL THEOCRAT OFFICIAL! DUH!!! IT MEANS I'M SMART!!"
Jesus, Apple are fucking amazing at design! A keyboard I need to prop up with a book and a mouse I can't use w...
My dumb CEO just hired an even dumber CTO. The new CTO asked me the following questions...
1. What is GitHub?
2. What is JSON?
3. What’s an array?
4. What is Get and what is Post?
5. When an iPhone is offline, can it call an API on our server to tell us it’s offline?
6. I know you’ve spent 11 month the writing this backend in PHP but can you change it to Java now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because it’s better.
Me: How?
Dumb CTO: because it is.
7. I know you’ve started to rewrite this codebase I Java but can you convert it to Node.JS now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because Facebook uses it.
8. What is MySQL? Why aren’t you using a database instead?
9. What does NULL mean?
Somehow, I doubt that asshole is remotely qualified for the job.
Fakin shyt for brains.
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