2 colleagues just had a meeting with the CEO and the meeting just ended:

Colleague 1: "I'm gonna jump out of the window"
Colleague 2: "Make sure to land on your head"

Must have been a very productive meeting.

Living in a sitcom

I am not a CEO nor will I be nor do I have CEO level friends or acquaintances. So, I find it really hard to understand what exactly these fuckers do and how they think they can talk to Engineers and get their shit done. If I ever involve in a meeting with such an asshole, I don't think I will be able to pretend to be civil

@asgs i have a friend from high school who is now a CEO of a 5 year old software business with 40 employees. He inspires me and i aspire to be the CEO like him soon. The guy reads 150 business books a year and each year he reads +20-30 more new books. Total maniac