User: "What should I do? I'm confused."

That looks so scammy button. Would not press. :D

We had an enquiry recently, user couldn't submit payment details.
This is what the contact form email literally said:
"what does required field mean"

@AlexDeLarge
Instructions unclear, PC fried

Alice in wonderland taught us nothing!

@charlitos but @Alice is great!

Am on my phone. How do I hook up a mouse so I can click? Confused.

Your phone has 7 viruses. No worries our shitty link will make it 17, which we assumed is your lucky number. 🍀

Who needs a button... When you click anywhere on the page, it will open a pop-under box

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As a first line Linux support engineer this is WAY TOO FUCKING RELATABLE 😡

'so, in order to save this, what should I do?'
'isnt there a save button....?!'
'yeah there is! So what does that do?'
'it flies you to the moon!'
OF COURSE IT DOESN'T YOU FUCKNUGGET, EVER HAD THE THOUGHT THAT A SAVE BUTTON MIGHT SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING FILE?!?
*I. Am. Fucking. Done. With. Today*