This grabbed my attention because I thought the first line said something like:

Manager: Can you stay late and fuck today?

That’s an oddly specific percentage range 😅

@Oktokolo I’m sorry how is VA superior in all aspects except latency. Don’t IPS displays have wider colour space and viewing angles while VAs generally have lower latency compared to IPS.

😂 best use of an acrostic I’ve ever seen

Hi Lung Cancer, nice to meet you.

However, we don’t work on weekends, public holidays, or pay our developers enough to care

@cjtaylor1990 this is funnier than the meme. Sorry OP

@cjtaylor1990 😂

@techno848 hey I’m in the a
Same boat ☹️

Anyone who thinks this is weird/funny/ridiculous, does not have a fundamental understanding of JavaScript.

I’ve never heard of the unit “°C Prolonged use at this temperature may shorten the CPU’s lifespan” before.

@sleep-coder stupid fucking bitch

Torch the fucker!

@jak645

It looks like he is trying to fit a seat plan in a plane. The display is irrelevant, he should be using some sort of graphical software to create an image. I just don’t see how trying to fit seats in a plane is a reasonable use case of CSS. But then again, I don’t know what exactly he is trying to do.

“No ifs, No buts, No coconuts.”
— Wreck-It Ralph, 2012

@C0D4 Yeah, this too! it reminds me of 300 the movie, where they squeeze their enemy in a bottleneck. I’ll pretend they’re Extinction Rebellion protestors. Those fuckers were affecting everyday working Londoners, just because they watched some fucking (awesome) documentary, fucking hypocrites never gave a fuck before then. Do they even recycle?? Acting holier than thou. One lady flew in from over the Atlantic!!! Can you imagine the bloody hypocrisy!

@Stuxnet yeah 👍 didn’t think they’d actually shoot anyone, I was just tryna milk the jokes. Still, anyone who tries to, deserves to get shot 😁

@MeadCoder The pickles are bugs, you can’t not have ‘em. Although bugs aren’t intentional.

Damn False

Also, why is he using CSS for this? :s

What can kill you quicker, harder, and more often? Bad design.

@dontbeevil

Oh boy.

@dontbeevil I didn’t said Apple products are flawless, never mentioned their business practices, nor did I say their products are cheap.
I simply disagreed that the iPhone design is rushed and uses cheap materials.

@TangChr yeah I was playing along with the joke.

Also, I had a typo, *weeks

@TangChr looks like we won’t see you on here for the next few week then

Wizard Wars Episode III:
The Return of the Seeker

@kleopi ??

Edit: oh yeah, that is a bit weird actually.

Now Denmark have won the Euros ⚽️ 🏆

@HampusMa

Ahhh, thanks. Explains why I’ve seen someone post a rant and then add the ‘@‘ in the comment.

I see. I guess that’s down to the immigration policy ... 🤷‍♂️

According to Wikipedia, the only country that sounds like that is Afghanistan, and it’s way down no. 10. Neither Afghanistan or Pakistan are in the Middle East, but yeah there are many Middle Eastern countries in that list.

Have you had negative experiences with migrants in Sweden?

Also any advice on which is better, YouTube or PornHub???