Getting out of VIM

So my landlord just came up and asked why I'm using so much bandwidth (they've just had a new line installed so they're monitoring it like hell for some reason) so we had a chat, I told him I'm a Web Developer so I'm uploading and downloading a load, and bare in mind this is student housing, he offered to install a wired connection in my flat only so I'll have a decent and stable connection when all the other students come back in September.

This is the first time in my life I feel like I'm not paying enough rent!

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DevRant needs some code syntax highlighter for improve readability

People posting pictures of their stickers are getting more up votes than my posts attempting to attain stickers.

Bill Gates watch

I knew I was about to get laid off so I stopped caring and started answering questions on stack overflow all day every day instead of working.

10k rep later I got a new job via stack overflow careers that pays twice as much.

Moral of the story? Be efficient... even when you are not.

**Looking for a job**
Sees a posting saying 20+ years Linux experience....The hell, why don't you just get Linus to do that job...

Really sketch ??

Can we talk about this ..... ??

http://thenextweb.com/dd/2016/...

Want to learn programming in a single night :|

Seriously ???

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you know shit got serious when you create your own stackoverflow account and post your issue.

You know you need to reevaluate your life when you see this.

When the deadline is too close you can't waste time on toasting your bread

My Project Manager to me, after attending his first ever Hackathon of life

PM : Did you see, how people create a full project in a day,
So it is POSSIBLE and here you always complain about the deadlines

Me : Yeah true :|
Of Course it is possible to create a well documented, bugs free, features enriched, stable and properly structured project in a day
My Bad :/

#TipOfTheDay 😂😂😂

When you don't know what is the wrong with your code :'(

I'm so easily distracted...
Set my self the target of planning a project and then doing a straight Hackathon while writing the most optimised code I can while programming.

Long story short.. Ended up sellotaping a lazer pen to my cats collar and watched her chase her self round the house.
Very productive day.

On Wednesdays we kode. 💾

Well not sure if it's 100% true 🙄 It can be ✌🏼️

Corporations these days...

Things I need for the office

XCode = Expect the unexpected!

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

When your grumpy 70y old manager want you to document procedures on how to unzip a file using winzip and never read it.