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Finding a forum post that perfectly describes your extremely niche problem only to have the solution posted in a bunch of dead photobucket links has to be one of the worst emotional rollercoasters of all time.

Whoever decided that the SVG's default point of origin should be the top left instead of the bottom left can go to hell.

"Oh, i know exactly which file this snippet goes in! I'm glad the author of these docs didn't waste a precious few extra seconds to tell the reader where this is supposed to go."

- An excerpt from "I'm Not an Impostor, and Other Lies Developers Tell Themselves"