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AboutSenior Logic Implementation Engineer
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SkillsPython, Qt, SQL, HTML, CSS, C, C++, C#, PHP, VB, JS, Lua
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LocationMy House
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Every language needs to support "for else" statements.
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Consider yourself lucky. We've had some pretty cringe ones recently. E.g. Game of Thrones themed
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I hate cmake. Lots of people love it and I'm sure it's got some really good advantages, but damn could you not come up with a bit more coherent language?
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I bet it is an Indian thing. I only know one person that does that incessantly.
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wasssuuuuuuup
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I once had some argue that using the C code
int x = 1;
Was not in fact setting the value to 1 but the ASCII value of the 1 character, and he didn't know how to set x to the value of 1. -
If you work for an employer that requires or even suggests you work during this time, this is called a bad employer, not American work culture.
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That's better than their new "Windows App" app. Worst name ever. Good luck googling anything related to it ever.
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Stupid timezones.
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Am I turned on right now?
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Amend commit, adjust date, push.
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People are doing the same thing for email.
AI please write a lengthy email given these two sentences.
AI please condense this lengthy email down to two sentences. -
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.
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I was told that if the DB credentials were incorrect that it has to connect to the database and log the error.
What. The. Actual. Duck. -
Da fuk?
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Premium enhanced UUHD uber-awesome extreme bitrate.
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Now fuck I'm team supposed lead to.
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@kamen
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@Lensflare Yes. In the end you end up using so many grids in grids in grids and the interface to build them sucks too.
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The biggest pitfall I've seen with "good enough" code is the person doesn't realize it's just "good enough" and doesn't understand the technical debt they've introduced.
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@MammaNeedHummus I've heard of wanting gamer girl bath water, but never debugging ducky bath water.
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@ScribeOfGoD 10X super rockstar developer reporting for duty. I only require 5x my current salary.
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I once told a company looking for a 10x developer that I'd do it for only 5x my current salary.
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@Demolishun I can hear music in my head quite clearly.
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@Lensflare Nope. Makes it hard to read anything other than text books.
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98% of my thoughts are completely abstract with no monologue at all.
I've had this discussion with several people and it always blows their mind. -
Which is why they are contingent workers.
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@spongessuck I think it's very obvious.
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@CoreFusionX Agreed. So many people are brainwashed by them. Do they (usually) make good solid products? Sure, but still way overpriced. If everyone refused to buy the new iPhones for 2 weeks the price would drop $250
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@CoreFusionX Apple is good about taking ideas and turning them into products.
E.g. Everyone thought iPads were so new but Microsoft had their original version of the Surface years before it.