@Ximidar you mean sharp edges 🤣

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"Will you catch ..." what? Its not that clear

Neither PHP nor Laravel is a fossil. Whats fossil is people blatantly hating PHP

Lol, that little punkass bitch! You showed him! 🤣

The Expanse is a personal favorite of mine too.

You'd think they meant mbps... you'd be wrong.
It says exactly how much you'll get. At what speed? Well, that's the real mystery

@devTea that's where you are wrong kiddo. What you just saw is just a drop in an ocean.

Asus be like "OMGWHATTHEFUCKDIDYOUJUSTDOICANTEVEN!!😲😰😱"

@Harry1997 PUBG and other battle royale games are played by the scum of the earth. Worst of the worst. "Gamers" who dont really know what gaming is. Calling them legends... well, you might as well call Hitler a legend.

I feel sites like haveibeenpawnd is exactly the kind of site that would collect and distribute mass lists like this. I mean who in their right mind would put their email/password/card no on a website just to see if it is on some hacker database? Wouldn't just doing that put you on a database if it isn't already?

Correct answer to that question is "I translate/transform business requirements in to software application platforms". Anyone clever enough to know what that means should be clever enough to not ask you to fix hardware problems.

@Voxera could've been much worse. I don't see AI, ML, Big Data, Serverless and Agile mentioned anywhere, so its off to a good start.

Same for PHP

Are you saying PHP is going to be famous once again, eventually? 😃

@vane finally i can get that ShitAI so that I can shit fucking comfortably at a quantum level

@lazyDev only the 1.26894E235 th time seeing it. Am sure I am going to see it more times in the future

@M1sf3t this js exactly why the only thing i know is exit and nothing else

@jespersh the joke's run off. In that, the only thing I can do in Vim is exit and not anything else 😅

In a interesting turn of events, I am currently doing the first two. 3rd I am not because I don't have psychotic tendencies nor am I a masochist.

NTP request for a higher stratum source maybe?

Programmers making networking jokes is almost like non-programmers making programming jokes 🙄 - its only borderline accurate and the cringe is high for network admins

*cues Lion King's Circle of Life*

NSA monitor tools that does not list under a typical FS

*cues Circle of Life from Lion King*

@netikras while that makes sense, it also means a typical MS word document is also source code since it is just a glorified xml file with added resources bundled together.

HTML literally translates to hyper text MARKUP language. So if you consider markup to be code, then sure it is a coding language. But if then, so is Markdown and Tex. Interestingly Google considers both HTML and Tex to be "programming" languages while Markdown is not, eventhough markdown is just Markup modified.....

That sounds as accurate as SOF can be.

Finally a pun that you can eat. What a time to be alive!

Have been repairing computers for over 10 years. Can confirm this and remove/reinsert bios battery are the most common two ways to deal with unknown causes.