Grass is always greener on the other side.

Whatever your problem.. my advice:

Time to get a new job!

So our code gets released on Monday. Do you guys think I survive another week and not get fired?

It’s Friday. Survived another week. I feel like Monday is like my last day. I feel every day is my last day at work.

Well for many reasons which are true. Rewording my review so that I don’t get fired prematurely:

Sucks at Jira, does not do many code reviews, lot of technical debt. There is more...

I hate git rebase! Hate! Double hate! Hate e to the x!

Sick of merge commit by commit!!!

I believe Torvalds hates it too.. please tell what’s the big deal not having clean history. Enlighten me.

My battery died... So are you going to have a funeral? Wait.. she dies every other day. For some reason battery sound like it’s a female. So if a battery is reborn many times it is reincarnated.

WHOA!!! I finally solved the mystery to the question ... what is the religion of a battery?

She is a Hindu!