misconception

Merry chrsitler to all and have as much booze and ooze as possible

I HATE it when SCHOOL TEACHERS OF ALL PEOPLE Suspect me of hacking because I am coding probably in batch because I don't have admin privileges

school:coding hahaa no
me:why not
school:becuase we arnt earning reputationf rom that you f***ing white male
ME:NO
school:...

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Does anyone want to help me with the project I am working on It is to improve the disappointment of the encryption program

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0