When they don't do the only thing what they are supposed to do...

Hi guys, i'm new here
How many would like a cup like this for coffee?

JavaScript

This is what i consider to be true horror...

js validation

Yeah! Finally I don't have to see that ugly Dell logo! Thanks devRant!

My laptop is retarded ...

Whaaaaaat?

Type it in, type it in, type a bigger number in. Oh how fun it is to break other people's software!

Bf: what you doing?
Me: coding
Bf: do you ever stop working?!
Me: I'm not 'working', I'm doing my own project.
Bf: but you do that at work. Why do you want to keep doing it?
Me: it's fun?

--- a few days later ---

Bf: what you doing?
Me: reading.
Bf: omg you're not coding! What are you reading?
Me: a book about coding
Bf: *faceplam*

I forked today

I frigging love stickers. Thx @dfox 😉

me in life: if its too delicious so its unhealthy.

me on code: if it's too easy so it's probably wrong

Welcome back to Britain - The true consequence of #Brexit 🤣

Evil animals... We have to save the world.

Built the website. He took 2 weeks to test. Then asked me for changes. I took two weeks for changes. Someday during the second week I login (wordpress), I see the old version of the site, all my changes are gone.

I ask him,

Him: I had a customer who needed to see my site... So I reverted to the old version. I had a backup.

For fuck sakes! 1st of all, if he is a customer he doesn't need to see your marketing site anymore give him a flyer idiot.

Then, for fuck sakes: Give me a fuckin call so I back up your site. Idiot.

Why you didn't fuckin back up my fuckin version.

I stopped working and passed him to a more patient, more wordpress guy.

Just idiot.

Let the Windows Updating begin... I think I am going to need Red Bull for this shit...

Kali Linux offering Certificate programs. Main problem.

Today I woke up with some new stickers in the mail !!
(Along with a new TV remote lol)
Woohoo 😊

After giving 1000 posts a ++ its time to say hello :)
It's a really nice community and I already spent some hours reading rants. Thanks for this great place.

So Linus runs chrome inside of him? Interesting ...

Best way to handle exceptions..

Linux pople be like