Writing raw SQL queries is honestly a lot of fun if you have unrestricted access to interesting data.

Man I'm boring...

I am looking to get a new laptop for development. What do you suggest, and why?

My girlfriend lost her hair band at my house. Today I found it and finally solved the problem of tangled cables!

Intelligence had a future till...

New devRant Cartoon! (https://youtube.com/watch/...) Touches on the "fun" that is family tech support. I think some of you can relate... This one is inspired by a rant by DotM (https://www.devrant.io/rants/326625). Enjoy!

That's disturbing

Me: I have an input stream!
Library: I want a file.
Me: I can see your code, you will convert it to an input stream! Don't any of your constructors take an input stream?
Library: No. I want a file. Okay, you can also include an encoding.
Me: I don't care about encoding.
Library: Fine, just give me the file then.
Me: You mean I have to somehow convert my input stream into an actual file so I can give it to you?
Library: You're gradually catching on, yes.
Me: Can I add a new constructor myself that takes an input stream?
Library: Sure! Good luck in getting it approved by the maintainers and the new jar distributed everywhere, including Maven Central before your deadline.
Me: Fine, I'll just rearchitect everything so I can give you an actual file.
Library: And then everything will be fine.
Me:

Knowledge is power, 1337 skills

There seems to be a lot of love for devRant duck so here is what I imagine it to look like...

adding //To do in my code be like

When you have a problem, google it and the stackoverfl0w link is purple...

Android's "Bottom Sheet" sounds like "bottom shit" and, when abbreviated, reads like BS.

Coffee, weed, and NPR.

Don't judge me!