Ahhh DDoS attacks

LalaLan

I think more people here will get this

"and what do you do for a living?"
"I study software engineering and work as a software engineer part time"
"Really? You don't look like it!"
"Excuse me? What do I have to look like?"

The stereotypes are strong in development...

That's a good one!

Well there I (the 15 year old me) sat sat the table having breakfast with my girlfriend and her parents when they asked me: "hey aren't you good with PC's? Our company needs a new website" - 4 month later I started an one month internship at their company and built their website which is still in use (which is bad)

++ this meme, NSA

Your code can't have bugs if you never compile it.

!Rant
What?

Today I had a dream, in which I got 300++ on devRant, no joke 😐

Best dream in history of dreams.

Found this in my office door this morning...

Rofl😂😂😂

I find myself here once again

Declare variables not War :0
Execute programs not People :p

Fuck windows😐😐

That moment when you have a tight deadline, but your inner *developer dignity* won't let you write code that sucks.