Worst disturbance: Co-workers eating at their workstations.. :(

Ok I'm not saying this to start something... but...

TERMINAL MASTERRACE!!!!!!!!

Difference between 0 and NULL.

Ok so 10 yrs ago:-

Professor: Make this web front-end with blah blah blah pages.

*I create the thing and submit it*

<Next lecture i come in class and the projector is showing my website>

<I get excited that im bout to be praised for my work infront of whole class>

<I grab a seat>

Professor: I had high hopes from you. I did not expect PLAGRISM from YOU.

Me: Wwwwwwhaaaaaaaaaat the faaaaaaaaaaaaq??? Where is it which part????

Professor: Ive seen "lorem Ispem" before somewhere else. This is fucking plagrism.

<I sat 15 mins in disbelief>
<Got out of class>
<Dropped out of the course>

When folks from other walks of life think we devs have it easy. Cuz "all day we sit infront of computer and get paid for it."

When project goes live

When someone is stuck in code and they ask me and i solve it for them

Looking at somone else's code

Fuck wordpress.

Ive been developing websites since half a decade. My designer who has no experience in development whatsoever, comes in and resolves the issue Ive been stuck at since morning. FML

For all my gamers turned devs bratanas. P.S. I try to get by :)

I have a very angry duckling.

My asus g751 laptop's motherboard. Ready for repasting

VACATION!!!!

WHERE ART THOU???????

Fuck notice period!!!

Who here agrees that every language framework should have moment.js oit of the box. Or at least a standardized way of doing it.

!rant

When you discovered you could hide your porn stash as .jpg

😀

Talk about optimization

I HATE it when client does not know what he wants. Removed a functionality only to be added back again with all the ripples going through the code¡¡¡¡¡

ARGH¡¡¡¡¡¡ FUCK ME

Where's my exclamation mark u shitty SwiftKey keyboard¿¿¿¿

When you want to edit a rant, but you're 5 minutes too late 😝

When you don't find a button to your own rants in devRants 😝

when you are working 2 jobs....fml

Fun fact: if you send a string as response from a java Servlet to Ajax request. The string isn't null terminated.

wanna know how I found out. I didn't for 2 whole FUCKING days.