Got a new job, joining next week, feeling scared and wondering how my co-workers will be, and if I will be abke to do assigned work properly ! I know the stuff but still..

When you want to read as many rants as possible, you click open then fast enough but it Devrant can't keep up, opens very slowly... :(

What is tech stack of DevRant? someone asked this earlier but cant find it anywhere

Weekend is too far ... .(●|○).

Saturday 2pm... my morning...

Me, when I see PM near me...

Javascript:
This works fine:
return {
ok : true
};

This doesn't:
return
{
ok : true
}

My-Ass-QL

It sucks when you have made few good apps, but can't get paid because of visa restrictions in the US! Can only publish "free" apps... :(

Senior dev says "it is a piece of cake and it can be done in 2 days", when a new feature is suggested and assigned to me.. but when it gets assigned to him : "This is a big feature and there are lot of things that we need to decide, it will take more than 3 weeks".

When you have to fix someone else's code because you can't push your changes because of their rotting code.