I'm trying to set value of a kendo js property using value from dB. I would like to do something similar to

template : "#= dataItem.Item1 #"
But I can't use template for what I'm trying to set

Guess who has 2 thumbs, half a brain and lost his job today...

Ah, when you run into a bug that only has 7 google results, and have of them is in Russian for some reason. Gonna be a long day.

Who the fuck writes a 200 line method with 52 if/else statements, 3 try-catches, 6 loops and only 1 comment saying //Array of system records. No dipshit I thought that was a Fucking interface. What happened to the whole keep it simple notion?!

God fuckin dammit, I swear to heaven if this bitch ass code returns IO.Exception file is being used blah blah blah even though I'm using filestream and streamwriter. I will lose my shit in this fucking office

Me : *writes code and feel good about the result and quality *
Code reviewer : Dafuq is this shit

If you're reviewing someone's code, do you run/test the code before reviewing the logic? Or do you review logic before running the code?

*Triggers OAuth request through browser
Returns : success and valid tokens.

*Another project triggers the same process and code.
Returns : well shit nigga, I know I use the same logic as above but fuck you.

Apparently on demand tech support expecially when their wifi is down or computer is being 'bad'

Oh God, When your boss is reviewing your code and he pauses to take some meds.