Pair programming. I noticed my productivity and motivation skyrocketed when I found about VS LiveShare, so now I share all of my code sessions. even if nobody's there, i still work more because I like showing my progress to others.

I suppose I should stop randomly naming variables and keep the randomness throughout the whole project

example: int psnhiwovb;

...I still have a project with such random names.

"hey that's a nice idea I have here"
"Oh wait, there's school. It's gonna wait 10 more months, plus I have 5-6 projects going on"

I've started to make a tournament managed for the game osu!, but the project has been on hold for the last 9 months and will probably still be on hold for the next 10 months... By then there will be official tournament management tools. I should speedup i guess?

developing add-ons for Casio calculators is definitely the best experience. No syntax or error highlighting. Average failed builds between successful builds: 12 🤔
I won't mention the default font for the code editors in there is Arial...

that moment when the user reports a bug that's actually intended behavior

try
{ // happy code }
catch {unhappy}
{return happy}

I was trying to add someone to a team project on visual studio team services; i saw "no identites found" when i typed their email in so i thought it wasn't the correct way
I wandered around fiding nothing, eventually coming back to the first form
I type the email again, i don't pay attention to "no identities found" and add anyway : it works
wow didn't expect it to be that simple

that moment when your 5 minute toilet trip lasts way longer because of devrant

that moment when your email app knows better what to answer than you. thanks @dfox for the stickers btw :D

Computer : it does what you want without asking questions

Gf: pretty much the opposite

Complete bug reports for devs: Error name, stack trace, what did you do when it happened and all that stuff

Complete bug report for users: it crashed help

if you were looking at one of my project's source code, you could easily guess what's the first file created: that's the only file with absolutely 0 comments in it.